Q: Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date?
A: So they have some place to put their feet.
"The O.J. Murder Trial" by Dr.Seuss
I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.
I stayed at home that fateful night.
I took a cab, then took a
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