[ Much, much healthier sounding than last time. ]

I found a book on English alliteration in the library. Although, these phrases seem more like English tongue twisters more than anything else.

How helpful is a phrase like:

[Audio//Fail!Engrish]

Ritaru Ronni rikes ricking riichesu.

[Audio//Japanese]

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[ Ah, Kyon sounds completely under the weather. That's what he gets for being outside for twenty hours; a good portion of that was spent without his blazer. THANKS HARU. ]

[...]Originally, I was going to ask if anyone had any tissues or something. Maybe some cough drops, or ( Read more... )

[ Half-asleep and very grumpy. ]

Whoever the hell is mutilating a pig--and I'm not even going to ask where you got a pig--cut it out. It's early in the morning.

[ ooc: Based on this event. Also, HERE IS A COMIC OF WHAT HAPPENED. CLICK IT. You know you want to. ]

Why?

Why did I wake up in the hospital?

[ The communicator clicks on, and anyone listening can hear the low growl of wolves that are far too close to be safe. There's quick barking and snapping of jaws. Perhaps Kyon simply isn't saying anything; he might just be frozen still in a panic; he might have dropped his communicator without noticing; but knowing Discedo and how violent the ( Read more... )

I think the high school is safe again, so for anyone in the SOS Brigade, you can probably go to club meetings without getting clobbered.

Uh, I am also supposed to ask if there are any other people in Discedo who are interested in joining. It's.... fun. [clears throat] If you do, let me know and I'll take care of it somehow

[Filtered to knowthatiknow ; Epic ( Read more... )

[All of this is said in a pathetically strained voice ( Read more... )

[Audio|English][Well, more appropriately, it's Engrish ( Read more... )

[Audio][Throughout the entire recording, he sounds slightly annoyed; but can you blame him ( Read more... )

[The communicator clicks on. The floor and pantlegs are moving and an arm is swinging the communicator slightly. Clearly, Kyon lacks the skills to keep his hands away from the video button.]

[He lets out a heavy sigh.]

What are we doing, exactly?

[The booming voice of Haruhi speaks up from up ahead:] I already told you! We need more club members ( Read more... )