[ XIII | Video ]

[lunchpenalty]

[ For several moments, Kyon blinks curiously at the device. Parts of his face and neck are covered in healing second degree burns. ]

Ah, so this is how you use the video function.

Um. Hello. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Kyon. I'm a member of the SOS Brigade and am unfourtunately representing Suzumiya Haruhi. She's made a rapid

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[angelic_lawyer]

That's an unusual survey.

[lunchpenalty]

[ Still flustered. ]

Naruse-sensei. You were listening?

[angelic_lawyer]

Evidently so.

1/2

[lunchpenalty]

Um.

[mercifulsmile]

Those are really strange questions. What are they for?

[lunchpenalty]

They're club application questions. I think.

Haruhi wants more club members.

[mercifulsmile]

Oh. What's your club about? What do you do?

[lunchpenalty]

Er. It's about Spreading excitement all Over the world with Suzumiya Haruhi.

So, I guess it's for making Discedo a more enjoyable place.

[gotastic]

Hello, Kyon! I'm Goten. Do I have to answer those questions?

[lunchpenalty]

Ah, he-hello, Goten.

You don't have to answer them. And you probably shouldn't answer them if you're young. If you do, please refrain from answering that last question. Okay?

[gotastic]

Okay!

1. What is your preferred name? Goten.
2. Are you an alien, time traveler, slider, or esper? I don't think so, but that would be so cool if I was!
3. What is your sexual preference? I don't know what that means.
4. Do you prefer standing or lying down? I dunno.
5. Are big-breasted women moe? I don't know what that means either.
6. Tell us something interesting about yourself. Um. I like hopping, swimming and racing Nimbus!
7. How do you intend to make Discedo a more entertaining place? I think it's fun enough already!
8. Do you think lawyers are truthful? What's a lawyer?
9. Have you ever dreamt you were naked in a public place? Nope.

Forever grateful for the lack of #10.

[lunchpenalty]

But you answered the questions anyway.

You really think Discedo is fun?

[rocket_man26]

Why the hell would she wanna know all that crap for?

Yer just as bad fer read'n it as she is fer ask'n! How tight'a leash are you on, kid?

[lunchpenalty]

Haruhi is a weird person.

And it's a very short leash. But you know, it's not like I read it beforehand.

[rocket_man26]

Psh an you gonna take that? C'mon boy an' man-up! If she's so weird, should'a known it was gonna be somethin' creepy-stalker-like.

Chick sounds like she's got issues.

[lunchpenalty]

I only agreed to do it because I felt bad for not protecting her when she died. It's safe to say she took advantage of me.

[latteheart]

A...survey? Ah, well, if it'll help!

"1. What is your preferred name?"
Alpha!
"2. Are you an alien, time traveler, slider, or esper?"
Eh? No...ah, but I am a robot! I know some people's worlds don't have them, so...
"3. What is your sexual preference?"
E-ehhh??? I-isn't that sort of...I mean, I...B-both, I guess?
"4. Standing up or lying down?"
Eh...?
"5. Are big-breasted women moe?"
...

[Apparently Alpha picked a bad day to try and be social.]

asdfghjk; ALPHA I'M SORRY!

[lunchpenalty]

A-Ah. Miss Alpha. I'm so sorry.

[latteheart]

N-no, that's...it's fine! You, er, you said you were doing this for a friend, right? Um, at least it's good that you're trying to be helpful! Even if it was something like that.

[lunchpenalty]

Sometimes I think I'm too much of a doormat. I'm never letting her talk me into anything ever again.