[ XIII | Video ]
[ For several moments, Kyon blinks curiously at the device. Parts of his face and neck are covered in healing second degree burns. ]
Ah, so this is how you use the video function.
Um. Hello. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Kyon. I'm a member of the SOS Brigade and am unfourtunately representing Suzumiya Haruhi. She's made a rapid recovery.
Right. Um.
Haruhi has something she'd like all of you to answer and wants me to read them of to you. I'll put it in text later so those who don't speak Japanese can read it.
[ Kyon holds up a piece of paper that's old and torn in several places. He shows the camera the chicken scratch that is Haruhi's scribbling before turning at it to view it himself. ]
Okay. Here we go.
1. What is your preferred name? I suppose you would put a nickname here, then.
2. Are you an alien, time traveler, slider, or esper? Um. Technically, to Haruhi and myself, everyone is an 'alien,' since none of you are from our world.
[ Kyon squints hard at the paper. ]
What?! Haruhi can't be serious. Who would answer these questions?
[ He facepalms. ]
3. What is your sexual preference? Here, she lists the options of male, female... animal... and other. There's more?
4. Standing up or lying down? What? Standing up or lyi---? HARUHI! Why are you asking people this crap?! This is their personal business that takes place behind closed doors!
A-Anyway. Let's continue, shall we?
5. Are big-breasted women ... moe? Of course they're moe, but....
6. Tell us something interesting about yourself. Finally, a normal question.
7. How do you intend to make Discedo a more entertaining place? Two normal questions in a row? Maybe she got it all out of her system.
8. Do you think lawyers are truthful? Three!
9. Have you ever dreamt you were naked in a public place? Er... This is still kind of normal. I think.
[ Kyon stares at the paper with a horrified expression. ]
No. No, Haruhi. I am not reading this.
[ He swallows thickly. ]
10. Would you be interested in seeing the person reading these questions.... in... a bunny suit.
[ He crumples the paper up and throws it on the floor. He then takes the communicator and flips off the video. ]
[ Audio ]
Haruhi! HARUHI! I don't care if you're recovering in the hospital! I'm never going to do that again! I don't even want to know if people want to see me in that costume! Don't give people ideas! Are you even listening to me?!
---!
Oh. It's still on.
[ End Transmission ]
[ Text ]
1. What is your preferred name?
2. Are you an alien, time traveler, slider, or esper?
3. What is your sexual preference?
4. Standing up or lying down?
4. Do you prefer standing or lying down?
5. Are big-breasted women moe?
6. Tell us something interesting about yourself.
7. How do you intend to make Discedo a more entertaining place?
8. Do you think lawyers are truthful?
9. Have you ever dreamt you were naked in a public place?
10. Please don't answer ten. Please. I am begging you.
Ah, so this is how you use the video function.
Um. Hello. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Kyon. I'm a member of the SOS Brigade and am unfourtunately representing Suzumiya Haruhi. She's made a rapid recovery.
Right. Um.
Haruhi has something she'd like all of you to answer and wants me to read them of to you. I'll put it in text later so those who don't speak Japanese can read it.
[ Kyon holds up a piece of paper that's old and torn in several places. He shows the camera the chicken scratch that is Haruhi's scribbling before turning at it to view it himself. ]
Okay. Here we go.
1. What is your preferred name? I suppose you would put a nickname here, then.
2. Are you an alien, time traveler, slider, or esper? Um. Technically, to Haruhi and myself, everyone is an 'alien,' since none of you are from our world.
[ Kyon squints hard at the paper. ]
What?! Haruhi can't be serious. Who would answer these questions?
[ He facepalms. ]
3. What is your sexual preference? Here, she lists the options of male, female... animal... and other. There's more?
4. Standing up or lying down? What? Standing up or lyi---? HARUHI! Why are you asking people this crap?! This is their personal business that takes place behind closed doors!
A-Anyway. Let's continue, shall we?
5. Are big-breasted women ... moe? Of course they're moe, but....
6. Tell us something interesting about yourself. Finally, a normal question.
7. How do you intend to make Discedo a more entertaining place? Two normal questions in a row? Maybe she got it all out of her system.
8. Do you think lawyers are truthful? Three!
9. Have you ever dreamt you were naked in a public place? Er... This is still kind of normal. I think.
[ Kyon stares at the paper with a horrified expression. ]
No. No, Haruhi. I am not reading this.
[ He swallows thickly. ]
10. Would you be interested in seeing the person reading these questions.... in... a bunny suit.
[ He crumples the paper up and throws it on the floor. He then takes the communicator and flips off the video. ]
[ Audio ]
Haruhi! HARUHI! I don't care if you're recovering in the hospital! I'm never going to do that again! I don't even want to know if people want to see me in that costume! Don't give people ideas! Are you even listening to me?!
---!
Oh. It's still on.
[ End Transmission ]
[ Text ]
1. What is your preferred name?
2. Are you an alien, time traveler, slider, or esper?
3. What is your sexual preference?
4. Standing up or lying down?
4. Do you prefer standing or lying down?
5. Are big-breasted women moe?
6. Tell us something interesting about yourself.
7. How do you intend to make Discedo a more entertaining place?
8. Do you think lawyers are truthful?
9. Have you ever dreamt you were naked in a public place?
10. Please don't answer ten. Please. I am begging you.