Stolen from beckyh2112

May 02, 2007 11:44

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

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beckyh2112 May 2 2007, 17:08:11 UTC
1) Jane Argyris has a fling with that prissy architect that isn't her brother and has very, very nice hands. Unfortunately, the condom broke.

2) Silverbolt adds Motormaster and Onslaught to his truck-harem.

3) Mirage/Reflector.

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1) lunatron May 2 2007, 18:54:23 UTC
His first words to her were, "You're keeping them." Not so much as a 'How do you do?'.

Jane grimaced and prepared her argument, "You saw Xene. I will be worse. Know this."

Artemus was not suitably cowed and reminded, "The result will greatly improve my research on the genetic basis behind powers. By the way, I'll need a DNA sample of your mate. Get some skin, blood, or hair off him, if you can, or you can tell me who he was and leave it to me."

Jane could imagine how that latter option would go. She almost wished it on him, for the mess he'd made. Jane crossed her arms and insisted primly, "I am too valuable to the cause to so indispose."

"You should have thought about that before you ran off with a human," Artemus said coldly. "Wirewick, you needled me over wedding a Seeker and violating subtype taboos, but at least I stuck to my own species. I would expect this nonsense of Xene, but - wait! She already did ( ... )

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Re: 1) sapphirebreeze May 2 2007, 18:59:15 UTC
Poor Lorelei!

(Yes, I read this, and my reaction is to feel sorry for Lorelei instead. I weird.)

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Re: 1) lunatron May 2 2007, 19:07:45 UTC
Lorelei didn't get knocked up! She just moved heavy things!

But it's a bit personal for you. ;)

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sapphirebreeze May 2 2007, 18:04:12 UTC
...

I have an even harder time thinking of something you wouldn't write.

Uhm. Uhm.

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lunatron May 2 2007, 18:24:19 UTC
You've been able to squick me!

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sapphirebreeze May 2 2007, 18:36:28 UTC
Pedophilia in pretty much any form seems to squick you, but that doesn't mean I want to go there, either!

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sapphirebreeze May 2 2007, 18:45:20 UTC
Uhm, okay. Okay. I got it.

1) Optimus Prime/Ironhide

2) Non-evil artists. Or Constructicons. Or artist Constructicons.

3) Shiny happy anything.

(I actually don't want to see 1, either. I was just trying to think of stuff you wouldn't write. XD ).

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koilungfish May 2 2007, 21:06:36 UTC
Things Luna would never write ...

o - Mainstream-character Autobot fluff.
o - Anything based on the Koipedia.
o - Galvatron's POV.

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Is Omega Supreme mainstream enough for you? lunatron May 3 2007, 02:25:54 UTC
Guarding Crystal City was the task of a lifetime, and for that it denied him the stars, it was a lifetime that Omega Supreme would gladly give twice, if only he had two lives to give. Sunsets over the city were particularly spectacular, the way the faceted spires were set ablaze with split light. He loved how the heralded the coming of the starry night. He had forsaken the stars, but shining down through the towers, he knew that they had not forsaken him. Omega Supreme worried that he lost himself a little too much in the sunsets.

Scavenger scampered over to the Guardian's side and climbed up his leg to rest on his shoulder. The steam shovel beamed at him and confided, "You're the best view in town, you know."

Omega Supreme especially loved sunsets like these, the ones in the company of his dearest friends, and reached up to gently pat Scavenger with a talon.

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Re: Is Omega Supreme mainstream enough for you? sapphirebreeze May 3 2007, 02:27:49 UTC
Score! Omega Supreme fluff! I totally would have made that request if I'd have known it would have netted me this!

But then, I got unicorn Megatron, which is made of awesome, so I really can't complain. XD

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Re: Is Omega Supreme mainstream enough for you? koilungfish May 3 2007, 10:19:19 UTC
I guess he does ;) Very nice.

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