Stolen from beckyh2112

May 02, 2007 11:44

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

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beckyh2112 May 2 2007, 17:08:11 UTC
1) Jane Argyris has a fling with that prissy architect that isn't her brother and has very, very nice hands. Unfortunately, the condom broke.

2) Silverbolt adds Motormaster and Onslaught to his truck-harem.

3) Mirage/Reflector.

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1) lunatron May 2 2007, 18:54:23 UTC
His first words to her were, "You're keeping them." Not so much as a 'How do you do?'.

Jane grimaced and prepared her argument, "You saw Xene. I will be worse. Know this."

Artemus was not suitably cowed and reminded, "The result will greatly improve my research on the genetic basis behind powers. By the way, I'll need a DNA sample of your mate. Get some skin, blood, or hair off him, if you can, or you can tell me who he was and leave it to me."

Jane could imagine how that latter option would go. She almost wished it on him, for the mess he'd made. Jane crossed her arms and insisted primly, "I am too valuable to the cause to so indispose."

"You should have thought about that before you ran off with a human," Artemus said coldly. "Wirewick, you needled me over wedding a Seeker and violating subtype taboos, but at least I stuck to my own species. I would expect this nonsense of Xene, but - wait! She already did ( ... )

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Re: 1) sapphirebreeze May 2 2007, 18:59:15 UTC
Poor Lorelei!

(Yes, I read this, and my reaction is to feel sorry for Lorelei instead. I weird.)

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Re: 1) lunatron May 2 2007, 19:07:45 UTC
Lorelei didn't get knocked up! She just moved heavy things!

But it's a bit personal for you. ;)

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Re: 1) sapphirebreeze May 2 2007, 19:11:04 UTC
She always moves heavy things! I can still feel sorry for her over it!

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3) lunatron May 3 2007, 02:32:46 UTC
Did an extra, since not too many asked for these.

- - -

"I'm yours," Reflector said softly, settling one of himself on Mirage's lap.

Mirage bit back a growl and inquired, tone scathing, "That's not how it works with Decepticons, is it? It's all, 'Mine mine mine!', not surrender."

"I haven't been a Decepticon in a long time," Reflector said and kissed him.

Mirage couldn't enjoy the kiss. He could only wonder where the rest of Reflector was. Up to no good, obviously. He supposed that he really ought to remove this one from his lap and find out just what.

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Re: 3) sapphirebreeze May 3 2007, 03:03:03 UTC
Knowing the background of this makes it delightful. ^_^

So does the suspicion! :D

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Re: 3) lunatron May 3 2007, 13:26:29 UTC
Thanks.

Mirage is a spy. He has a duty to be suspicious. As the counterspy, Reflector has a duty to make Mirage even more suspicious. ;)

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Re: 3) beckyh2112 May 4 2007, 05:30:30 UTC
Yummy! I like your Mirage - he's... hard. Cold. Diamond?

Also, I am always in love with a good Reflector.

Knowing the background for this just makes it all the better. ^_^

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2) lunatron May 4 2007, 18:19:10 UTC
Onslaught felt dizzy and light-headed. He was low on fuel, he realised, and tried to force out the fuzziness via sheer force of will Onslaught cast his mind back to the battle with Silverbolt. He had not expended so much energon that night fight, and the jet had not severed any of his fuel lines. A system check told him of four neat puncture wounds, already self-sealed. Curious ( ... )

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Re: 2) sapphirebreeze May 4 2007, 20:36:27 UTC
"force out the fuzziness via sheer force of will" is a bet repetative, and I think there should be a period after "will."

Also: *amused snicker.*

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Re: 2) beckyh2112 May 11 2007, 20:43:01 UTC
*grins* I like how you describe the Aerialbot vampire.

Poor Onslaught. This is why you listen to Vortex! Otherwise you get tied up by jets with a curious taste for trucks.

I wonder if I can render what my mind's eye shows of that interior.

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