HOW DO I SHOT WEB???

[lunais_cross]

THERE ARE SPIDERS EVERYWHERE IN THE FRONT YARD

EVERYWHERE

THEY'RE BETWEEN THE TREES

BEHIND THE BUSHES

THEY'VE EVEN SET UP SHOP IN FRONT OF THE DOOR

I JUST KNOW IT'S  MATTER OF TIME BEFORE I LEAVE FOR SCHOOL ONE DAY AND I WALK STRAIGHT INTO A WEB AND THEN THE SPIDER BITES MY FACE UNTIL I DIE

GUYS, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

Comments

[daerthe]

GAH I HEAR YOU

THERE ARE SO MANY COCKROACHES HERE THEY CRAWL OVER YOUR FEET AT NIGHT

I HAVEN'T VOLUNTARILY LEFT MY DORM AT NIGHT IN WEEKS

[lunais_cross]

OH MY GOD HOW DO YOU LIVE

[arcanelegacy]

DUCK, COVER, AND RUN LIKE HELL.

DO NOT GO ALONE.

REMEMBER TO TAKE A CROWBAR, SHOTGUN, OR SOME OTHER SPIDER-KILLING WEAPON IN CASE YOU COME ACROSS A GIANT.

[daerthe]

[ext_123739]

This entry is both my worst nightmare and an accurate description of the upcoming apocalypse.

[lunais_cross]

For once I completely empathize with your horrible fear of spiders.

[czarblackblade]

[lunais_cross]

If only. ;_;

[butterflysugar]

I had spiders in my CAR! It was awful! I put a pillow in my car and a spider put it's egg in my pillow and I brought it inside and it hatched on my bed. I laid down (not knowing this) and there were hundreds of spiders crawling ALL OVER ME!!!

My mom bought me this spider/ant spray that comes in a can that looks like spray paint. It's worked awesomely. No more spiders.

[lunais_cross]

and there were hundreds of spiders crawling ALL OVER ME!!!

*screams

forever*

[butterflysugar]

It was horrifying, and the worst part was they were biting me all over. I thought they were fleas or something, and then I realized they were spiders. It was awful.

[czarblackblade]

I'm not normally squeamish, but I just shivered at that.