IT'S TIME.

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CRAZY PEOPLE EDITION.

Orly Taitz
Rand Paul
Alex Jones

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Marry Rand and undermind his career at every turn
Boff Orly for the lulz
Kill Alex Jones

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Marry Rand Paul (aaagghhhhhhhhhhh) because he's the only one marginally attractive
Fuck Orly Taitz because she's probably crazybananas in bed
KILL KILL KILL ALEX JONES

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I also have the advantage for killing AJ because I know the general area where he lives haha

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GROSS REPUBLICAN COLUMNISTS EDITION.

Peggy Noonan
Charles Krauthammer
William Kristol

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Marry Noonan cause she can probably party
Boff Krauthammer by default... although I'm not sure he can have sex since he's paralyzed... ??
Kill Kristol dear god kill it with fire

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Marry William Kristol so I can influence his always-incorrect predictions for the greater good
Fuck Peggy Noonan to offend her delicate sensibilities
Kill Krauthammer because I don't care about him one way or the other

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Marry Krauthammer because it'd feel like living in a psychological thriller to have this small wiry older man in a wheelchair undermining me at every turn
Screw Noonan because of that open mic "narrative bs" comment about Sarah Palin: I want to see what else she'll blurt out when she thinks no one is listening
Kill Kristol 'cause he's too on-message to be any fun

UGHHHHHH

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ARKANSAS EDITION.

Bill Halter
Blanche Lincoln
Bill Clinton

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Marry Bill Halter
Boff Bill Clinton
Cliff Blanche Lincoln

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Buff Bill Clinton
Marry Bill Halter
Kill Lincoln

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Marry Halter
Go down on Clinton
Kill Lincoln for not being the Lincoln I want her to be :D

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I feel weird using the word boff so sorry in advance if any of you are offended by my rampant use of the word fuck instead.

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idc idc

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watch your fucking mouth

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omg stfu

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POLITICALLY INVOLVED RELIGIOUS LEADER EDITION:

Rick Warren
Joel Osteen
TD Jakes

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Marry Rick Warren cause he's probably the richest
Boff TD Jakes
Kill Joel Osteen

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Warren may be the richest but he gives away a lot of his money. Joel Osteen keeps everything and showers his wife in diamonds and fancy cars. FOOD FOR THOUGHT.