IT'S TIME.

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CRAZY PEOPLE EDITION.

Orly Taitz
Rand Paul
Alex Jones

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Marry Rand and undermind his career at every turn
Boff Orly for the lulz
Kill Alex Jones

[lone_concertina]

Marry Rand Paul (aaagghhhhhhhhhhh) because he's the only one marginally attractive
Fuck Orly Taitz because she's probably crazybananas in bed
KILL KILL KILL ALEX JONES

[lone_concertina]

I also have the advantage for killing AJ because I know the general area where he lives haha

[sonnetastic]

California Republican Senate primary edition!

Carly "Demon Sheep" Fiorina
Tom "my interest in actual governance gets me called a RINO" Campbell
Chuck "THEY'RE ALL LIBERALLLLLLS!" DeVore

Nevada Republican Senate primary edition!

Sharron "Tea Party Tango" Angle
Danny "My father was like a basketball coach or something" Tarkanian
Sue "Unforced error" Lowden

South Carolina Republican Gubernatorial primary edition!

Andre "Poor people are like stray animals. Don't feed the animals, it'll only make more of them" Bauer
Nikki "I did not have an inappropriate physical relationship with that blogger, Mr. Folks" Haley
The approximately six other people running (you can't pick an individual one of these. It has to be all of them)

.........or are these "crazy people editions" also.

[schmiss]

PRETTY MUCH ALL OF THEM ARE CRAZY PEOPLE EDITIONS, IT'S POLITICS

Marry Campbell (he seems... decent)
Boff DeVore (he makes such a big stink out of being a veteran, I wish he wasn't so twerpy looking)
Cliff Fiorina

Marry Tarkanian (I guess I could wake up to that every day)
Boff Lowden (crazy sex!)
Cliff Angle

Marry Bauer (sign a pre-nup, get the money when he's outed)
Boff Haley because one creepy blogger can't be wrong
Cliff the other six although group marriage WOULD be fun

[lone_concertina]

[sonnetastic]

SHE ONLY DID IT TO PROVE THAT "AVENUE Q" DOES NOT HAVE A MONOPOLY ON SCARY MUPPETS

[sauron]

I'd buff Orly Taitz, she's not... ugly. I mean, crazy yes, but she got looks.

I'd marry Rand Paul just to call Ron Paul my father in law.

Kill Alex Jones. Do I need to explain?

[thebigbadbutch]

Boff Orly Taitz cause she has a vagina no matter how wrinkled and crazy it may be.

Kill Alex Jones cause duh

Marry Rand Paul because I've always wanted alimony from a doctor