Comments | lulz_politics: One word.

schmiss in lulz_politics

One word.

Jan 11, 2010 18:08

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usedshoes January 12 2010, 00:36:54 UTC

;_____________;

So true story. My mom was sitting next to me and we were browsing the web when I saw this and I went "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!" so she asks "Did he die?" :O I was like "Um...no! Worst, he had a baby." She says, "So what? It's not like he was going to leave his wife for you." EXCUSE YOU, DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW THIS WORKS???

schmiss January 12 2010, 00:52:33 UTC

LOOOL @ THAT BEING WORSE. It's okay. If I steal him now the baby won't grow up knowing any better?

OH GOD I'M SORRY JENNIFER YOU'RE PROBABLY A NICE PERSON MAYBE I CAN CONVINCE YOU TO MARRY SOMEONE ELSE

usedshoes January 12 2010, 01:00:46 UTC

IF HE DIED HE WOULD WAIT FOR ME IN HEAVEN. OKAY SORRY I CAN'T HELP IT.

SHE CAN HAVE ORSZAG OR SOMETHING--OH WAIT. NEVER MIND. UM...WE CAN PUT HER ON MATCH.COM.

usedshoes January 12 2010, 00:38:23 UTC

SHE IS 12 YEARS YOUNGER. SEE? HE LIKES YOUNGER GIRLS. I AM 30 YEARS YOUNGER. SAME THING RIGHT? RIGHT?

schmiss January 12 2010, 00:53:17 UTC

I'm only 26 years younger. SUCH AN OLD HAG.

Also we have a lot of tags about babies and pregnancy.... I blame Huntsman.

usedshoes January 12 2010, 00:59:26 UTC

That man could look at me and I'd pop five out just for him.