TOM-TOM ~TRANSCENDS~ YOUR FASCIST SEXUALITY LABELS

[schmiss]

omg lol
I was looking for ~~information about Perriello's vote on the House healthcare bill (he hasn't decided yet) when I found this lulzy post on the first page of Google results. HOW HAD I NEVER READ IT BEFORE.

From the headline you know it's gonna be good:

Tom Perriello..... NOT married to a woman??? ehhhhhhhhh??? *eyebrow raise, lifts

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[screamingintune]

lmao wat. something tells me that conservative isn't very contemporary.

lol it's good that he made his attraction to women at Yale QUITE clear.

[schmiss]

DUDE SAW IT FIRST HAND.

Yeah, he's saving himself for us, duh!

[arthurclennam]

:o

OMG. THAT BIATCH.

If it's her, I will slap the stupid tiny crown off her off balanced head.

He's in love with me. And I'm still in school. That's why he's not married. We met in New York. I broke his heart. It's a loong story.

Oh Lord. Is this bitch out of high school yet? *jealous eyes*

Seriously though, it sounds like some high school girl that met him when he was speaking at their school or something and now she has cooked up this whole relationship where she's the one that breaks his heart. I bet he just shook her hand or something. I am reading way too much into that comment, LOL. >_>

NOT married to a woman???

This still makes me LOL cause I guess NOT being married to a woman = he's definitely secretly married to a man.

Re: Yeah, he's saving himself for us, duh!

[schmiss]

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT. She sounds so... DISMISSIVE.

NOT married to a woman???? makes it sound like he has a partner, but it is of AMBIGUOUS GENDER. HE IS ..... NOT LIKE OTHER MEN.

Re: Yeah, he's saving himself for us, duh!

[arthurclennam]

Okay, so I went looking for more lulz and instead I found this from his opponent Goode:

http://www.zimbio.com/Virgil+Goode/articles/3/Virgil+Goode+Denies+Involvement+Eden+Curve

...WAT.

Re: Yeah, he's saving himself for us, duh!

[schmiss]

.................. wut.