JESS MUTHAPHUCKING CONRAD!!!!11111!!!!!

Jun 20, 2009 00:37

First things first I saw this and thought I should because it's true.

If there is one person or more on your friends list who makes your world a better place just because they exist and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.

Although to be honest if there wasn't anyone on ( Read more... )

iphone, grrr, jess conrad, youtube, makeup, lol

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et_tu_lulu June 20 2009, 05:56:15 UTC
WTF is that? lmao I always thought I had a knack for finding strange things and music, but you have far outshone me in that regard, lol. What a horror that guy is.

My fav part of the video was where he turned his back to the camera and shook his ass...oh how he shook that ass in that skintight, nasty blue outfit.

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lulahbelle June 20 2009, 17:09:12 UTC
He really is an interesting man. Best thing is that I knew who he was but for the life of me I can't fathom why I do? It's like he's violated his subconscious along with my nausea threshold and my pain tolerance.

Then again I think you're just being meen to him cos you want a chunk of his booty butt. Maaaaan horror is rite.

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electricwitch June 20 2009, 08:52:47 UTC
Holy crap, how did I know KNOW ABOUT HIM BEFORE??????

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lulahbelle June 20 2009, 17:12:15 UTC
I don't know how I do know of him tbh I'd never heard him sing until that excruciating youtube video, I think he's been on English daytime teevee recently or something.

It's just, I didn't know how funny he was like how fucking uncalled for is all that lolz rite there. hahahahaha.

The best thing about him is how he speaks about himself in the third person and walks a fine line between self parody and total fucking batshittery.

Because you're right it's not the fucking music.

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electricwitch June 20 2009, 08:53:20 UTC
He's like Renato only marginally worse and even more talentless!

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