Oh, was that what it was! I knew there was something, well, different and dare I say almost irresistable about you yesterday!
It must have been the way you were staring at me. I LOVE it when men do that. And the way you were sitting like you were so important? Charming! Such a dramatic change from your usual suicidal slouch.
But when you waved at me while you were dancing (AND staring AND looking important - how do you do it??????), well, need I say I was positively overheated by the time I got in the car to drive home?
Probably you also noticed how I was aware of your existence, rather than just looking past you at the paint patterns on the wall like I normally do. The quick flirting tips for man say that the pretty woman like it when you "realize she is there".
Also, I learned that sitting with my head in my hands weeping is kind of a turn-off, so I quit doing that. That's probably what was turning you on.
I daresay that if you had seen my dignified, important-looking, glaring-directly-while-not-drinking-too-much dance moves before you got married, your life would have turned out quite differently.
But seriously. All the "tips" listed above are "flirting" "techniques" that come naturally to most humans. If you are interested in someone, you should LOOK AT THEM?? If you like a girl, you should SAY HELLO?? Where oh where did they come up with these brilliant strategies! These guys must have degrees from Harvard in flirtology!
Anyone who needs to read a book to learn "how to flirt" is in need of some serious re-socialization.
On the other hand, the stuff about not being a disgusting pig would be helpful to plenty of guys, I imagine.
Slight headache, loss of appetitethaiteaJune 24 2003, 16:15:14 UTC
Are you kidding me? This guy is WAA-AAAAAY off. He's saying this stuff to MISLEAD other guys so he's got more girls waiting around to notice he exists.
Self-respecting ladies adore drunk assholes who offer them a place to sit. That kind of out-of-control confidence tells us "Hey--i'm so great I don't even gotta TRY to get you--in fact, i'll be doing YOU a favor by putting my [thingamajig] in your (major bodily orifice)." Anyway, we like that. Can't get enough of it. This guy's a genius.
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It must have been the way you were staring at me. I LOVE it when men do that. And the way you were sitting like you were so important? Charming! Such a dramatic change from your usual suicidal slouch.
But when you waved at me while you were dancing (AND staring AND looking important - how do you do it??????), well, need I say I was positively overheated by the time I got in the car to drive home?
Squeeze me, Sugar Daddy!
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Also, I learned that sitting with my head in my hands weeping is kind of a turn-off, so I quit doing that. That's probably what was turning you on.
I daresay that if you had seen my dignified, important-looking, glaring-directly-while-not-drinking-too-much dance moves before you got married, your life would have turned out quite differently.
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And the icon is very appropriate for this entry, too.
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Anyone who needs to read a book to learn "how to flirt" is in need of some serious re-socialization.
On the other hand, the stuff about not being a disgusting pig would be helpful to plenty of guys, I imagine.
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Self-respecting ladies adore drunk assholes who offer them a place to sit. That kind of out-of-control confidence tells us "Hey--i'm so great I don't even gotta TRY to get you--in fact, i'll be doing YOU a favor by putting my [thingamajig] in your (major bodily orifice)."
Anyway, we like that. Can't get enough of it. This guy's a genius.
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