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* My thoughts on other talent who have died while bent over their dirty little bags of street drugs, cowered to their filthy refusal to grow up and become real men ( Read more... )

- Someone, possibly in Austin, ganged up my car. There's a hood tag written in Sharpie on the passenger side front door of the ChickWagon. My hope is that other local thugs will follow suit, transforming my beat-up ride into a graffed-up masterpiece, but I'm not entirely confident in that hope ( Read more... )

This is neat. I'm a big fan of imaginary urban design.

This is also neat, as I'm always glad to see the forces of sanity prevail even for five seconds or so ( Read more... )

So, so many updates at Clown Central Station, including links to people who are better political bloggers than me, a meeting of the minds at Town Hall, and NOONAN!

I love CCS. It spares you all from having to read my awful political writing, just as not reading the Ludic Log allows you to pretend I don't waste my life on that thing.

This is going to be the best Christmas ever.

Someone at Something Awful's Photoshop Phridays has mastered the 10%er joke...

I don't usually cotton to embedding YouTube video, but this motherfucker is just too funky for words. It's like if P-Funk of the mid-'70s hung around in Kodambakkam eating hash instead of L.A. dropping acid. You will simply not regret watching this, whether for the amazing music or the surreal-even-by-Indian-cinema-standards video.

I don't have as much time as I used to for poring over the political blogs, but this (via Porter) is too good not to share. It's Pamela Oshry, the awful harridan of the Atlas Shrugs blog, doing her very first video blogIt's ungentlemanly to attack one's political foes for their appearance, so let's instead focus on ( Read more... )

Okay, one more bit of PR for my awesome girlfriend ninafarina: she has a new list up at McSweeney's!

The MLA has a new "language map" where you can view, by state or county, what languages are spoken in what parts of the United States.