"Zsadist"?

[ludickid]

I tell you, the things you find on the internet without even trying.

The fact that these are actual published novels -- indeed, New York Times bestsellers -- makes me feel a lot better about reading comic books, but also a lot worse about finishing my novel.

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[thaitea]

Are these interviews with fictional characters? I was too embarrassed to look at the link for more than a few minutes. Because of the Vampires and being gentled by a Very Special Human Woman.

[ludickid]

being gentled by a Very Special Human Woman

That's my MOST FAVORITEST LINE!

[roseyv]

She's a Nosferatu-Whisperer!!!

Okay, I know I said I would stop. But for some reason, this one is just giving me the giggles. Also, it's a really slow day at work.

[roseyv]

Gosh. He's doing quite the public service, there, though.

I mean, up until today, I had no idea that illiteracy and dyslexia were so rampant in the Vampiro-American community.

[ludickid]

It is not a he but a PRETTY LADY!

[roseyv]

"After graduating from law school, she began working in healthcare in Boston and spent many years as Chief of Staff of one of the premier academic medical centers in the nation."

"And then she went insane."

I've stopped. Have you noticed that I've stopped?

[rum_holiday]

I think that's just a picture that he found while Google Image Searching "eldritch gelatinous horror".

[roseyv]

Okay, I apologize. Sorry, people. I was only joking but it's been brought to my attention that the author was writing in something called "Vamponics," which, as it has been explained to me, is a language form as valid as mainstream English, so please. No nasty e-mails.

You think writing "erotic paranormal romance" is easy?

[ludickid]

Instead of "yo" they say "bluh".

[roseyv]

Some of the lesser characters in "The Brothers" include: Fearohsious, Phearce, Bhrrootle, Ahngwishe, Aghonie and Plahsmah.

And with that, I will now officially cease to monopolize Leonard's LJ.

Please carry on.

[ortho_bob]

I refer you to my vampyre-lawyers: Sholitary, Phoor, Nhasty, Bhrutish and Hshort.

[ortho_bob]

I suspect the vampire has been done to death in "erotic paranormal romance" (as it were) and new authors need to look to the erotic paranormal potential of other ghastly characters like headless horsemen, trolls, hobgoblins, radio-active hillybilly cannibals, pulsing mounds of eldritch gelatinous horror and possessed ventriloquist dolls in future.

[goingferal]

Squiderature is taking over.