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Sleep is a miracle drug.

Tell your friends.

So I just tried to go look at holsters for my Glock and the websites are all blocked because the town categorizes them as "Weapons."

Um, yeah.  They are sites with weapons.  Then again, we are the police.

Dear Texans,

That white stuff falling from the sky is snow.  It's cold and wet.  When it hits the ground, because the temperatures have been above freezing the last few days, it turns into something called ICE.  Ice is very slippery and your tires, despite being rubber, cannot grip it very well.  Schools are closed.  Many businesses are closed.  We ( Read more... )

It is amazing (AMAZING!) what happens when you haven't had coffee in awhile (COFFEE!) and you have a cup.

I'm literally about to skyrocket OUT OF MY CHAIR.

Adrenaline rush: A physical condition where the body floods with excess adrenaline in preparation for battle or explosive physical performance.  Also called "fight or flight" syndrome, often a response to physical stress but also occuring during extreme mental stress.

Adrenaline dump: A physical condition that occurs after an adrenaline rush where ( Read more... )

Dear Weather Man,

Your attempt to liven up the lunch-hour weather broadcast by saying there might be a chance of "precip" moving into the "eve" is lost on me.  If it's going to be wet and cold tonight, can you just say "wet and cold tonight"?

Thankyouverymuch,
Lucky

I'm not a fan of Sarah Palin and I'm an even lesser fan of Kate Gosselin.  Yet, I find myself cursing the fact that I got rid of cable this weekend because I will not have the opportunity to watch this episode.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101206/ap_en_ot/us_tv_kate_meets_sarah_palin

Only way it could've been better would be if an actual bear showed

Every time I see Kanye West, I have this overwhelming urge to thrust my fist in his general direction.  As if, by some cosmic force, I could actually punch him in the face here in Texas and have it land perfectly wherever he is in the world ( Read more... )

HAPPY VETERANS DAY!

To all our soldiers - young, old, retired, deployed, reserves or stationed in the Great Beyond - THANK YOU for your service.  What you have done and what many will continue to do is the true definition of heroism and it is much appreciated.

(Yes, this even applies to you, G.I. Joe)