Event Log - Horoscopes!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everyone
What: That's your horoscope for today ♪
When: November 25th-30th
Where: Anywhere you want!
Summary: The event has begun, and- oh, you guys know the drill 8|
Rating: ???

The horoscopes have appeared on the journals, the effects are in place, and just about everyone is acting a little bit... quirky, shall we say

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[gerudoking]

Day 1: Give up on your dreams, everyone else has

[Even though he ignores the horoscope, he begins to fall into depression. How can he gain power if he's stuck in Luceti, ultimately powerless? He spends the day glum, not even going outside. It's not until the next day he decides...]

Day 2: Your next Career: Drunk

[Rather than sulk, Ganondorf finds himself at the tavern early in the day. After getting some beer in him, Ganondorf will be cheery and tipsy and probably a bit terrifying, as seven foot tall drunks go. He just wants to have a good time!]

Day 3: Your smile scares children

[Ganondorf hasn't stopped drinking! But now he's almost perpetually drunk and stumbling through town. Little children (and exceptionally short people) seem to fascinate him. He's all smiles around them. It's kind of a terrifying smile. Really, you're better off running.]

Day 5: You will fall asleep in a meeting and snore like a leaf blower

[Inexplicably, Ganondorf will be sleeping under a table in the library this morning. His loud snoring is enough

Day 2

[gerudoking]

[He will always be drunk. Drunk on power.]

Tch. I fear the drink has sapped what little sense you had. [Which. Amuses him.]

Day 2

[gerudoking]

Perhaps, but not today. Drink up!

[Down the hatch more goes!]

Day 2

[gerudoking]

[Ganondorf could probably drink forever and at worse would just suffer from filling himself up. A godlike constitution!]

It would seem you're ill equipped to hold your liquor.

Day 2

[gerudoking]

It is a matter of what your body can handle, not patience.

Day 2

[temperedtempest]

[It's around midday that Ororo strides into Good Spirits. She sits at the bar and orders a few drinks for herself - particularly potent ones, so she is tipsy in no time, and well on her way to drunk soon after.]

[Eventually she'll notice fellow drunk Ganon sitting not too far away. Target sighted, she makes her way right over!]

Oh, my, Sir Ganondorf. Have you been sitting here all by your lonesome, all day...?

Day 2

[gerudoking]

[He might be alone, but he's certainly not looking lonely. He's quite content in his boozing. He grins and beckons her to sit down.]

Only until now, dear Ororo. Sit down. We shall drink together.

Day 2

[temperstempests]

[Was that an offer or a command? Sounded like the latter, so she simply must take that seat as explicitly instructed. Ororo smiles demurely.]

And what shall we drink to?

Day 2

[gerudoking]

We need not drink to anything! Only drink!

[Because. Ganon is here for one reason. He gave up on his dream. There's nothing left to drink for.]

Day 2

[moehealer]

[Hi Ganon. Yellow just may be following you into that tavern.

What do.]

Day 2

[gerudoking]

[Well seeing as how he's already seated and drinking, he'll cast a glance at her.]

You seem to have gone into the wrong place, girl.

Day 2

[moehealer]

Huh? O-oh uh... Sorry! [hic] I just thought that since you were so big, people wouldn't try to tickle me if I was near you.

[Perfectly logical, right.]

Day 2

[gerudoking]

Did you now? [LONG HARD LOOK before he doesn't actually care.] Well if you're going to stay, you should sit down and have a drink. [Though these stools are pretty high. Can she even get up to one on her own?]