Event Log - Horoscopes!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everyone
What: That's your horoscope for today ♪
When: November 25th-30th
Where: Anywhere you want!
Summary: The event has begun, and- oh, you guys know the drill 8|
Rating: ???

The horoscopes have appeared on the journals, the effects are in place, and just about everyone is acting a little bit... quirky, shall we say

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[gerudoking]

Day 1: Give up on your dreams, everyone else has

[Even though he ignores the horoscope, he begins to fall into depression. How can he gain power if he's stuck in Luceti, ultimately powerless? He spends the day glum, not even going outside. It's not until the next day he decides...]

Day 2: Your next Career: Drunk

[Rather than sulk, Ganondorf finds himself at the tavern early in the day. After getting some beer in him, Ganondorf will be cheery and tipsy and probably a bit terrifying, as seven foot tall drunks go. He just wants to have a good time!]

Day 3: Your smile scares children

[Ganondorf hasn't stopped drinking! But now he's almost perpetually drunk and stumbling through town. Little children (and exceptionally short people) seem to fascinate him. He's all smiles around them. It's kind of a terrifying smile. Really, you're better off running.]

Day 5: You will fall asleep in a meeting and snore like a leaf blower

[Inexplicably, Ganondorf will be sleeping under a table in the library this morning. His loud snoring is enough to wake the dead and it's going to be quite difficult to get him to wake up. Especially given that he still smells of beer.]

picked just for this event! / day 2

[gerudoking]

[Ganondorf downs another mug of beer and happens to glance at the wee elfling boy beside him. Well. Let bygones be bygones. He gives the boy a hearty slap on the back.]

Beer, my boy. The finest beer this tavern has to offer. Join me. We shall drink to the future.

Day 2

[gerudoking]

[All in good fun, Linky! Ganondorf will even reach out to grab the boy and drag him up to a stool. Or not. His coordination isn't so great.]

It's a... a... something. I've forgotten the name. [He slams his hand on the table.] Barkeep. I require another for the forest boy!

Day 2

[gerudoking]

[Good job, Link. Drink well. He'll most likely kill you in the morning.]

I did not think you drank, boy.

Day 2

[gerudoking]

[Oh. That. Ganondorf rolls his eyes.]

I paid those predictions no heed. Prophecy is best left in the hands of those with the divine ability, not mere scientists.

Day 2

[gerudoking]

[Ganon didn't like his at all. Even more so now that they came true.]

'tis a good place. The drink is not bad either. [And since Link's is just now arriving...] There you are. Drink up.

Day 2

[gerudoking]

[Have another slap on the back.]

Good! That's how a man should drink! Never hold back.

Day 2

[gerudoking]

I have lately. It has greatly improved my mood of late. I feel free of past burdens. [He's almost actually happy like this.]