you're in the jungle, baby / you gonna die

[lucetimods]

Who: All draftees
What: Fighting the Third Party... and perhaps the wildlife.
When: June 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th. (Characters will be pulled out at 11:59 of the 6th.)
Where: An as-yet unmapped by the Malnosso tropical rainforest.
Summary: Here are your details. Try to stay alive, won't you?
Rating: Anywhere from PG to R

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Day 3 | ITT: foreveralone.jpg

[soreplaceable]

[Ion wasn't sure how it happened, but somewhere along the line he took a wrong turn. He was still out of sorts from his injury the day before and with every corner of this jungle looking like every other corner, it wasn't that difficult to get all turned around. Which way did everyone else go? It wasn't safe to walk around here by himself. He had to hurry and get back...!]

[And that was when he fell in another pit trap. Son of a...!]

[Okay, calm. He had to stay calm. The top of the trap was still mostly covered, so hopefully no predators or third party members would think to look down here... unfortunately, neither would any villagers. And the walls were much too high for him to try and climb out, especially when he still felt so weak. He sat there for one hour... then two... and it wasn't until almost three hours passed that he heard the sound of something approaching the mouth of the pit overhead.]

[He wants to call out to them; it might be someone who could help him... but if whoever it was wasn't friendly, he'd have no way to

did someone say foreveralone.jpg?

[my_yoke_broke]

[Suddenly, the sounds of someone passing by!]

Man, I can't believe I fell for that stupid rope trap...

Us green haired guys gotta stick together, man. :|b

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[That voice is very clearly not a third party member, which fills Ion with a bit more hope! He pulls himself to his feet, still a little unsteady, and tries to call out. Hopefully his voice can reach the surface.]

H-Hello? Who's up there? Can you hear me?

totally :'|b [1/2]

[my_yoke_broke]

E-eh?! Hello?? Is someone there?!

[WELL THAT RE-ENERGIZES HIM.

He looks around, but, uh. There's nothing there...]

Is this--

Re: Us green haired guys gotta stick together, man. :|b

[my_yoke_broke]

...

Is this God?! I figure you'd have a kinda, yanno... manlier voice...!!

[Maybe he's a tad too far back to recognize his not!daughter's not!boyfriend's voice.

Wait, why would God be calling upward...?]

[soreplaceable]

[Oh, come on, he's trapped in a hole and this guy has to take a crack at his manliness, really?]

[...not that Ion even cares, but really?]

No, it's... [That voice sounds a little familiar, but Ion's not thinking about that too much.] I fell in one of the third party's traps. I'm stuck here and I can't climb out!

\o/ LMAO how many people can you accidentally lure to their doom, Ion?

[my_yoke_broke]

[OH NO D8]

Stuck?! Where are you?? Are there dangerous vipers with you?! O-or spikes?!

I'LL SAVE YOU, JUST HANG IN TH--

[Whelp. Green-haired klutzes unite indeed. Because he trips into the hole. And faceplants right beside you.]

EVERYONE he is so danger-prone these days.

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[Ion winces sympathetically as Ian comes crashing through the roof of the pit before quickly kneeling beside him.]

A-Are you all right? I'm sorry, I should have warned you it was so close!

[my_yoke_broke]

[He pops up! 8D]

I'm okay! I just landed on my face!

[d(*_*)b]

... Hey, aren't you Ranka's boyfriend?

[Uh. Yeah. That's what he remembers of you. 8|]

1/2

[soreplaceable]

[But sir, it is because you landed on your face that Ion is concer-- wait, what did he just say?]

Ranka's... no, that was just because of the experiment.

[Processing, processing...]

[soreplaceable]

Ah, that's right. You were her father, weren't you? Mister Ian?

[my_yoke_broke]

Just Ian's fine! [Even though I'm like 150-something years your senior. :|] You been here long?

[soreplaceable]

Ian it is, then. [Ion is like 3. Everyone is his senior.]

[He nods.]

Mm. A little while, yes. I was starting to think no one was going to walk by...

[my_yoke_broke]

[Even Elicia. Tsk, tsk, tsk.]

... A-ahaha... well, someone did.

[He lets himself fall backward into Indian-style and sighs.]

But I wasn't much help, was I?

[soreplaceable]

I wouldn't say that. Two people is always better than just one. Perhaps we can find a way out of here together?

[And if not, well, at least he doesn't have to be foreveralone.jpg anymore.]

[my_yoke_broke]

Right!!

...

So, what's the plan?