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[crisis_rain]

Who: lists_to_port, crisis_rain and goldenglasses in a bear suit.
What: Naughty drunken antics.
When: Very early morning, May 1st.
Where: The Bar, then the Bakery
Summary: Three musketeers, one in a bear suit, stealing pie for no good reason other than they can.
Rating: I doubt this would be higher than PG.

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[lists_to_port]

Jack Sparrow was more than ready to tie one or two or six or seventeen on with Vash and Raven once that hellworld of an AU was at an end. Sometimes you got married and then woke up and found you weren't married but that you WERE imprisoned and then a large dragon threatens to tear out your tongue.

There's no better time to get Vash drunk, strap him into a bear suit, and rob something. Something like a bakery.

Unfortunately, Jack was now so drunk he'd forgotten about that little plan and Raven's proclamation threw him for a loop.

"Oi! I know I'm currently in possession of an undead monkey and a length of Viennese sausages, but I'm not about to do that."

We shall put the curse to an end!

[goldenglasses]

For Vash's part, he had enjoyed himself over the AU. True, he felt guilty that he had forgotten all the people on Gunsmoke he had met and his promise to Rem to make Gunsmoke the Edan she had hoped it would be, but it had felt too good to be a normal person with a loving family to hate it.

Although he's worried about what Legato will do. So it seemed more than a good enough reason to drink.

So he sat with his two favorite drinking buddies in all of Luceti. He really had let himself drink more than he should, but it was so easy to get into the drinking with BOTH of them to drink against.

His collar long ago unbutton, Vash had been resting his head on the table, debating on just how much trouble he was going to be if Meryl catches him in this state (and debating if he was drunk enough to not care for now) when Raven made his suggestion.

"Wha- Yo-you're not talking about stealing pies are you bro-"

He pauses mid word to dizzily swing his head towards Jack. Still trying to comprehended what the pirate had just said.

"Huh?!"

EVEN IF IT TAKES US FOREVER

[crisis_rain]

Raven scratched his head at Jacks comment, more towards the sausage part than the undead monkey. He was too drunk out of his head to make sense of it right now. It had been far too long since he last shared a drink in the bar with the guys.

He then pointed towards Vash.

"See! Vashy here has the right idea! I might be a little itty bit drunk, but I'm sure I remember us talkin' about something... somethin' ta do with pies... I don't really like pies myself, it just sounded like fun."

He paused for a moment, certain that it was definitely a bakery theft they had planned. Or was it? All these drinks were starting to go straight to his head.

"It's nothin' ta do with undead sausages."

I FAILED TO PIN THIS THREAD. /FAILS.

[lists_to_port]

"Thank goodness, mate. Next thing we know it'll have somethin' to do with Vash wearing a bear suit! HA!"

He elbowed Raven knowingly at these words before taking another long drink of rum, very happy that the sausages and monkey would not be involved.