*giggles* Who wouldn't want free porn. You should donate it to a charitable cause like sex ed classes or something. All the porn exploration will stop them doing the wild and whackey til they are of age lol. Subtle and gross, I'm curious now lol
::smart arsed:: Neat thinkin' 99: free porn for the kiddies! Way to get me kicked off'a LJ - you know they think gay folk appear from nowhere at age 18. Any suggestions as to which charity would appreciate such a bestowal & not report me to the rozzers?
Perhaps the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence can take it off my sweaty paws or maybe I could start my own foundation: Lucawolf's Well Endowment for the Erotic Arts. Yeah, I can even claim it on my tax!
*giggles* Aw hon i would never want you kicked off lj, besides i think mine has enough porn and smut that I'm more likely to be kicked off for being a good bad influence :)
I love the name of those sisters but your own foundation one makes me giggle more! Hmmm charity wise maybe...the 'universal wankers society for those with eternally sore right arms?' Could be for girls or guys lol.
Ha! Let 'em try! Then they'll really know what a DDoS attack is!
'universal wankers society for those with eternally sore right arms?' Could be for girls or guys
But not southpaws like me? Actually, I use both hands - but I don't like to boast! Now if that don't qualify as TOO MUCH INFORMATION, I dunno what does! Pretend I never said it... ::whistles distractin'ly::
I've nout to declare but my.... geniusness... ness.lucawolfDecember 17 2007, 10:53:49 UTC
::chatty:: I bet they won't either! Although, when we moved here, we did find a customs seal sayin' our stuff had been checked. I wonder if that's where my 7 Brides for 7 Sisters DVD got "lost"! Australia's probably just got stricter quarantine laws than the States but my partner in crime'll hear none of it. Not after the bedroom appliance incident in France last year!
Me, a Pirate? Whatever gave you that notion?! 'Sides which, a hard drive big enough ain't ever been built - we're talkin' petabytes! Plus I'd not have time - our stuff ships out on Wednesday.
That den of thieves & carpetbaggers! As Augie "Ben" Doggie said of Mos Eisley: You will never see a more wretched hive of scum & villainy... except on ebay. Well, he would've had Hardware Wars been made this century. Though really, the mere tuppence to be earned by a 2nd hand pornmonger ain't worth the hassle. No, I've decided to stash my cache of hardcore in the catacombs under the family home. I mean to say, you just never do know when you're gonna need a 1st edition in mint
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Ninjas: 1 - Pirates: Nil.lucawolfDecember 19 2007, 13:52:24 UTC
False cases! ::wide-eyed:: That's so sneaky, the thought never even occurred to me!
Unfortunately, it's too late now but it don't matter none since it's worked out pretty neat. My collection's safely under lock & key downstairs, in one of the cellars. (I'm stayin' here at my folks 'cuz we ain't got no beds!)
And thank you for the well wishes on the journey ahead. I ain't leavin' till late December so I'm less crazy rushed than the others. The number of times we move, you'd think we'd have it down to a fine art but it still causes headaches. Paperwork is evil... in triplicate.
Really hope I don't get frankincense or myrrh this year - I'll never get the wretched stuff thru customs! ::prefers gold::
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Perhaps the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence can take it off my sweaty paws or maybe I could start my own foundation: Lucawolf's Well Endowment for the Erotic Arts. Yeah, I can even claim it on my tax!
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I love the name of those sisters but your own foundation one makes me giggle more! Hmmm charity wise maybe...the 'universal wankers society for those with eternally sore right arms?' Could be for girls or guys lol.
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Ha! Let 'em try! Then they'll really know what a DDoS attack is!
'universal wankers society for those with eternally sore right arms?' Could be for girls or guys
But not southpaws like me? Actually, I use both hands - but I don't like to boast! Now if that don't qualify as TOO MUCH INFORMATION, I dunno what does! Pretend I never said it... ::whistles distractin'ly::
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...why not just rip the DVD stuff and save it on a super-innocuous looking hard drive?
...could you sell some of it on ebay? Or is that not allowed?
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Me, a Pirate? Whatever gave you that notion?! 'Sides which, a hard drive big enough ain't ever been built - we're talkin' petabytes! Plus I'd not have time - our stuff ships out on Wednesday.
That den of thieves & carpetbaggers! As Augie "Ben" Doggie said of Mos Eisley: You will never see a more wretched hive of scum & villainy... except on ebay. Well, he would've had Hardware Wars been made this century. Though really, the mere tuppence to be earned by a 2nd hand pornmonger ain't worth the hassle.
No, I've decided to stash my cache of hardcore in the catacombs under the family home. I mean to say, you just never do know when you're gonna need a 1st edition in mint ( ... )
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Okay, but what about sticking DVDs in false cases?? *g*
I hope the move goes well.
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Unfortunately, it's too late now but it don't matter none since it's worked out pretty neat. My collection's safely under lock & key downstairs, in one of the cellars. (I'm stayin' here at my folks 'cuz we ain't got no beds!)
And thank you for the well wishes on the journey ahead. I ain't leavin' till late December so I'm less crazy rushed than the others. The number of times we move, you'd think we'd have it down to a fine art but it still causes headaches. Paperwork is evil... in triplicate.
Really hope I don't get frankincense or myrrh this year - I'll never get the wretched stuff thru customs! ::prefers gold::
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