TW: How to Keep Your Welshman Satisfied [M]

Oct 12, 2013 23:54



Fandom:
Torchwood

Title:
How to Keep Your Welshman Satisfied

In which Gwen propositions Jack and Ianto, Jack does something stupid and Tosh looks after her boys.

Author:
lt_indigo

Pairing(s):
Jack/Ianto, Gwen/Rhys (mentioned)

Warning(s):
M. A bit of Gwen-bashing

Disclamer:
If I owned this, not only ( Read more... )

torchwood, tosh, smut, slash, fic, janto, weevil hunting series, humour

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too_beauty October 12 2013, 23:27:55 UTC
wow that was hot! and I really want to think that Gwen will have to discover that by herself or with ... Tosh's banana.

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lt_indigo October 12 2013, 23:33:17 UTC
Oh yes, there's no way Ianto will let Gwen anywhere near Jack! I suppose Jack could be kind and talk her through some techniques using the banana.

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iantojjackh October 13 2013, 01:16:07 UTC
Woot that is hawt. Gotta love these times from the boys. Now I have some very deliciously naughty thoughts in my head after everything I heard John say tonight.

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lt_indigo October 13 2013, 10:20:20 UTC
I am so jealous that you've seen him - I've never had the opportunity to go to a convention, and have to make do with the recordings on youTube. Glad you've enjoyed this *after* hearing John, because I can't imagine it measures up to Captain Jack in real life.

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iantojjackh October 13 2013, 11:56:28 UTC
Oh John is very much like Jack, probably even a little more crazy. Now I got to run off to Gareth's panel he has in three hours. See now he measures up on a panel instead of the few snippets of time I've talked to him.

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lt_indigo October 13 2013, 12:25:44 UTC
*sob*
I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous. Not jealous.

Not convincing, either ;)

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jo02 October 13 2013, 08:03:41 UTC

Hahaha - these are almost as much fun for the reaction poor Owen keeps having as they are for the relationship and the hotness !

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lt_indigo October 13 2013, 10:18:44 UTC
I couldn't resist adding Owen into this again - there's an evil streak in me that just has to torture him. He spent so much time out on the pull while he was alive (much more than Jack seemed to), that taunting him with sex when he's dead is just too tempting.

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badly_knitted October 13 2013, 13:20:47 UTC
I wonder what I'd have to offer Tosh to get a copy of that compilation...

Bless Tosh for always being so thoughtful towards her boys. She looks after them in her own way.

Ianto makes a good point - all men like different things, what's mind-blowing for one could be a complete turn-off for someone else. Jack should maybe just explain a few techniques to her, let her practice on a banana or a more realistically shaped sex toy, then send her to try out what she's learned on Rhys. Asking Rhys would also be a good idea, but I doubt Gwen has ever thought of doing that.

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lt_indigo October 13 2013, 13:58:27 UTC
I did think about including a suggestion about a dildo, but Ianto refused point-blank.

I see Tosh as their matchmaker - she sits in the background, nudging Jack in the right direction and doing little things to keep Gwen and Owen off their backs. Since Owen is so useless, she lives vicariously though her boys.

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badly_knitted October 13 2013, 14:26:06 UTC
As do I. C'mon, Tosh, share the goodies!

(Ianto can be a little bit stubborn about certain things. I guess he didn't want to encourage Jack too much.)

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lt_indigo October 13 2013, 14:48:26 UTC
She shared once, and look what happened :D

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aya2013 October 13 2013, 16:46:14 UTC
oh Tosh,she is a naughty girl!;) great story!

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lt_indigo October 13 2013, 16:51:04 UTC
I adore Tosh. She is so desperately underused in the series: apart from a sly comment here and there her inner evil genius goes unseen.

And she always asks me so nicely if she can play too.

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