Fandom:
Torchwood
Title:
Improbabilities
In which Jack and Ianto have another unfortunate bedroom experience, Rhys loses a leg and the author has an unexpected visit.
Author:
lt_indigo Pairing(s):
Jack/Ianto
Warning(s):
Crack. Extreme, ridiculous crack. Also, self-insert.
Disclamer:
I belong to me.
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So, let me get this straight - everytime the poor boys end up having badfic sex, one or more of the other characters finds a limb or two missing?
ROFLMAO!
I'm glad they didn't show up on my doorstep asking me to fix it, I would have been too busy laughing! And now I keep imagining them both in kit form with exchangeable parts and add-ons for special occasions, just snap the pieces together, easily detachable for reconfiguring, wings, tails and tentacles optional... Oh dear, I really would have been the worst person for them to come to for help, I just would have made their situation worse. O.O
Inspired lunacy! Thanks so much for writing this. *grins*
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I'm so glad you enjoyed it. It kind of took on a life of its own. I wasn't supposed to be in it, for a start. But then the idea of offering Ianto my coffee was too funny not to include.
Jack with tentacles. Do you know, I did consider mentioning your drunken, octopus-like Jack. I now wish I had, with real tentacles.
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http://marita-c.livejournal.com/27903.html
I have a weakness for tentacles and Torchwood, it just feels like a natural fit. Well, with Jack everything is a natural fit, lol!
I remember reading a fic one time where Ianto became a contortionist before they even made it to bed. They were going up the stairs in the Hub, Jack behind Ianto, I think his arms were around Ianto's waist, but somehow Ianto had his arms around Jack's neck. I re-read the passage several times but could never figure out how it was possible o.O
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I'm not a big fan of tentacles, or suckers (they freak me out, tbh), but that was just so ridiculously disgusting it worked. Thank you for sharing.
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Ooh, a CoE fix-it for this 'verse :D
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