I'm an annoying perverse douchebag with a cake fetish

 Years had passed since Solomon's Temple. Since Al Mualim. Since Altaïr's life was turned up-side down, shaken, and spat on for good measure. It had taken him long enough to realize it was no one's fault but his own, but after some time, he'd come to accept it. Telling Malik he knew so was also a challenge that had long since passed. Malik had told ( Read more... )

 Someone posts a song that takes you back to your dad's garage in AB when life was actually awesome

You want to show your mom, your only remaining parent, what you learned on your guitar, but she hands you the dog, closes the door, and walks away

You realize you're completely in love with someone, but scared of commitment, and you hate yourself for ( Read more... )

 Yelling at the credits like a derpfuck because I refuse to believe that's how the game ends

 I need an intervention

 Turned out a lot better than I'd expected. In terms of feeling guilty for further messing up my mom's life, not really, but my family is awesome once I get passed the fact that I am the black sheep to end all black sheep.

I'm... In love with all of my gifts. I felt kind of like an asshole writing this, but I love my stuff too much not to.

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 my life is going to amount to nothing moments.

But that's probably what I get for reading Wikipedia articles on Leonardo da Vinci and listening to Staind

 If you have not seen this movie

You have to go see it

Right

fucking

now.

  www.youtube.com/watch Until you have experienced the feel-good dance in your underpants awesome of this song.

Yes I do spend my nights pretending I can draw, drooling over delicious turkish men, and playing Assassin's Creed

it

is

WONDERFUL