TOP SEKRIT scientology tape exposed!This is even loonier than the that stuff about some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because some rib-woman was convinced by a talking ( Read more... )

You have two cows.

John Paulson borrows one cow so he can sell it for $100. He gives you $10 as collateral ( Read more... )

OneSentenceTrue stories, told in one sentence ( Read more... )

Not quite E.T....

E.T.A.

Some exceptionally fine Chinglish:

"May I take your order?"

You will never look at me in quite the same way again, I promise you.

I've been Elfed. Courtesy of lilitheve.

Giant flying sperm!

Natural Harvest - a semen-based recipe book

God's Facebook page

Oh, yes, and from squiddity: Wikipedia's List of Common Misconceptions

On an idle stint of Wikipedia browsing, I was studying the list of species that are invading the eastern Mediterranean through the Suez Canal now that the salinity of the Bitter Lakes has stabilised. Formerly hypersaline endorheic lakes, they've been gradually diluted down to Red Sea levels by the flow of water from the slightly higher and slightly ( Read more... )

Not only am I terribly taken with the new album, which is even more long-awaited than Duke Nukem Forever, but I've managed to work its title into the teaser for a story on Heise. Both the album, which I have on continuous play from Myspace, and this tiny silly trick, are pleasing me quite inordinately.

Gee and fuckin' R, baby. Hell yeah.

Or ( Read more... )

Found on /. in response to a page about humorous errors, someone came up with this, quite genuine, Micros~1 error message:
Your password must be at least 18770 characters and cannot repeat any of your previous 30689 passwords. Please type a different password. Type a password that meets these requirements in both text boxes.
And people say Linux ( Read more... )

I currently smell very slightly of it. (I presume; I have almost no sense of smell, but I am on the waiting list for a nose job this summer, which should, I hope, fix that.)

But what, you ask, is Man FireWell, it's one of Lidl's range of male shower/hair gels. They do a whole assortment of these, many of which are called something to do with Fire ( Read more... )