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True stories, told in one sentence.
This site is just so full of win. A few examples:
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When I told him I wouldn't have sex with him in the back of his car, he replied, "But it's an Audi."
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You know work is exciting when in the same week you can say, "I got attacked by an angry black midget" and "I was bitten by a lesbian stripper."
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She ended our three-and-a-half year relationship on New Year's Day by telling me she never loved me, so I took back the engagement ring I had been carrying in my pocket and used the money to by a 55-inch plasma television.
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The hardest part was explaining why my black eye just so happened to look like a chicken's foot.
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I never knew how much he loved me until he showed me the pictures of us he kept in his Army helmet for 4 years.
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One of the joys of sleepwalking is spending my morning speculating what happened last night to cause me to wake up holding a teaspoon.
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"And of course you've made recent backups", he said sarcastically.
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After I tricked my little brother into eating a Jalapeno pepper for the first time, I told him eating another one would cancel out the spiciness of the first.
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I met an anaesthesiologist last year who confessed after several drinks that she sometimes pops the pimples of her patients while they are asleep so that they will look better when they wake up.
True stories, told in one sentence.
This site is just so full of win. A few examples:
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When I told him I wouldn't have sex with him in the back of his car, he replied, "But it's an Audi."
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You know work is exciting when in the same week you can say, "I got attacked by an angry black midget" and "I was bitten by a lesbian stripper."
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She ended our three-and-a-half year relationship on New Year's Day by telling me she never loved me, so I took back the engagement ring I had been carrying in my pocket and used the money to by a 55-inch plasma television.
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The hardest part was explaining why my black eye just so happened to look like a chicken's foot.
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I never knew how much he loved me until he showed me the pictures of us he kept in his Army helmet for 4 years.
-----
One of the joys of sleepwalking is spending my morning speculating what happened last night to cause me to wake up holding a teaspoon.
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"And of course you've made recent backups", he said sarcastically.
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After I tricked my little brother into eating a Jalapeno pepper for the first time, I told him eating another one would cancel out the spiciness of the first.
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I met an anaesthesiologist last year who confessed after several drinks that she sometimes pops the pimples of her patients while they are asleep so that they will look better when they wake up.