[voice / action for library, mostly Hisoka]

[loyalotter]

[ooc: backdated to just before the earthquake hit because I am slow like that lmfao. She'll be talking to Hisoka when the earthquake hits, but time before that is fair game for voice responses or action posts. If you're in the DA, you've gotten a lovely little messenger Patronus after the earthquake hits saying to go help people not you, Hisoka,

Comments

[Voice/Action because he's a dick like that]

[aphephobic]

[His glares are coming right back at her. SHE IS NOT ON HER SIDE. This is in violation of their unspoken agreement that Hisoka's never actually vocalized to her because that would require speaking to her. So instead, he'll pull out his own journal and make a counterpost.]

It's really obnoxious when people spread themselves in a public space as if they live there, isn't it? It's like they forget how rude it is to talk in a library, even.

[Voice/Action because she's not going to stoop to his level, oh wait]

[loyalotter]

[She doesn't care about some rubbish rule he made up, nor is she going to lower herself to what he's doing. So she's actually going to address him so she can talk softly and yet he'll hear.]

I did it soft enough that no one would hear it unless they were eavesdropping rudely. And I am not spread all over the library. There's plenty of space here for everyone.

[Voice/Action because that MIGHT be a joke about his height, and he does not approve.]

[aphephobic]

[It's not rubbish! It's an attempt to preserve sanity.]

One would assume so, and yet I can't seem to go anywhere here without running into you.

[Voice/Action because Hermione doesn't care about height. Silly Hisoka.]

[loyalotter]

[Yeah because he totally has any sanity after clearly losing it years ago.]

Then don't follow me. If I'm here right now, I can't possibly be anywhere else in the library. [Meaning, go find your own damn place. She's comfortable.]

[Voice/Action because THAT'S A LIKELY STORY. :]

[aphephobic]

[He's one of the saner people in his canon, thanks so much. >|]

You're a wizard. I know you can be in as many places as you want, for however long you feel like making a nuisance of yourself.

[Voice/Action because why would Hermione care? oh wait to make Hisoka miserable]

[loyalotter]

[...which says so much about his canon, really.]

I am a witch and no I can't. No matter how much we'd like, we can't split ourselves- [NOT COUNTING THE HORCRUX THING because seriously NOT TALKING about it. No. Never.] -and the only way to make any sort of reliable copy of ourselves is by Polyjuice Potion, which only makes a physical copy out of someone else.

[...Yes she deliberately tried to confuse you, Hisoka.]

[Voice/Action because oh man that would be such a bitch move. :O]

[aphephobic]

[Oh like her canon is full of bunnies and well-adjustedness.]

Oh whatever it's just a word. One would think that after all this time you'd have come to realize by now that whatever semantics make your word go around don't apply here.

[...Which is his way of not admitting that he didn't really understand what the hell she's talking about.]

[Voice/Action because no she really wouldn't |D unless he starts calling her Mudblood or something]

[loyalotter]

[Hey hey heeeey- shhhhh. She almost turned into a cat once. Does that count?]

[She rolls her eyes.] Perhaps not, but that's hardly my fault or the fault of my magic. [So you can't blame her HMPH! >(]

[Voice/Action because he probably wouldn't -- Draco's taught him enough about what that means. XD]

[aphephobic]

[Not even a little, no.]

I didn't say your magic had any influence on you being an insufferable know-it-all. [See what he did there.]

[Voice/Action because he probably wouldn't want a pack of wizards hexing him for it 8D]

[loyalotter]

[shhhhhh. There's sanity somewhere in there.]

[Yeah yeah har har, she sneers at him.] I don't need magic to know things.

[Voice/Action because he also sticks up for the underpriviledged during those talks actually!]

[aphephobic]

[Sure there is.]

Maybe you should think about using some to figure out when your attitude keeps other people from listening to what you have to say.

[Voice/Action SHOCK. HORROR.]

[loyalotter]

[More than he has >T]

And maybe you ought to get to know someone before you shout insults at them.

[Voice/Action It helps that these talks happened before Draco developed much. xD]

[aphephobic]

[UNTRUE.]

Maybe I already know everything I need to know about you.

[Voice/Action Oh probably XD because now? Things are kinda awesome :D]

[loyalotter]

[SO TRUE.]

You know nothing about me [Eye roll, brb going back to her book.]

[Voice/Action Awesome for Hermione, maybe.]

[aphephobic]

Your parents were both muggles and you were tormented about it while in school.

[Voice/Action because clearly that's all that matters]

[loyalotter]

[oh nerve-hitting! She's just going to glare at him over the top edge of her book because that? That was a low blow.]

I wasn't tormented about it. All the people who mattered didn't care.