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10th Gryffindor Note - 4th Wall - [voice]

Dec 18, 2009 12:52

What in Merlin's name is going on? Writing and voices I don't recognise keep appearing.

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hail_truthiness December 18 2009, 17:59:19 UTC

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JUST HOW MANY OF YOU SATANISTS ARE HERE?!?!

loyalotter December 18 2009, 18:07:53 UTC

Excuse me?

hail_truthiness December 18 2009, 18:13:44 UTC

You heard me. You're doing nothing but corrupting the minds of innceont American children everywhere with your talk of magic and spells.

loyalotter December 18 2009, 19:19:30 UTC

I am not corrupting anything. I am stating the truth.

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brbsavingarthur December 18 2009, 18:08:13 UTC

What? Oh, no. No no, I have nothing to do with this. Really.

1/? loyalotter December 18 2009, 18:11:05 UTC

loyalotter December 18 2009, 18:11:37 UTC

loyalotter December 18 2009, 18:11:53 UTC

Thread 9

mydearapplepie December 18 2009, 18:14:25 UTC

[Has Emma ever enjoyed the days of December in England? How many winters there have gone without snow, and yet now! Now there finally is snow, so much that Blue Peter only just some time ago announced that over two thousand schools had shut down on this day, giving to all the school children an early start to their holidays.

Ah, the joys of a Christmas in England! Watching adaption after adaption of A Christmas Carol, the reruns of Top of the Pops! And who could forget the countless movies?

... This pie, apparently, though for good reason! It is a freshly baked pie still so very warm. No matter where Emma may be, no matter what type of Christmas she has experienced, there will be a pie near to her that gives off a smell of the apples inside. By this pie sits a knife, a fork, and a plate--and on the plate sits a cream-coloured envelope.

It's all very innocent. And British.]

mydearapplepie December 18 2009, 18:47:35 UTC

[... And by Emma, I mean Hermione. UGH.]

♥ loyalotter December 18 2009, 19:21:44 UTC

[Well it does look a bit yummy, but she's going to run an assortment of detective charms all over it just to be sure it isn't poisoned.]

mydearapplepie December 18 2009, 19:32:39 UTC

[No poison on this apple pie! Nothing is magical about the apple pie other than how delicious it smells. It even looks quite cosy next to the plate, fork, knife, and envelope!]

Thread 5

boxes_rule December 18 2009, 18:38:25 UTC

...Beware!

loyalotter December 18 2009, 19:20:27 UTC

Beware of what?

boxes_rule December 18 2009, 19:36:02 UTC

Beware lest I hermetically seal you and ship you to your DOOM!

loyalotter December 18 2009, 19:39:34 UTC

And how would you do that?

Thread 6

popularadviser December 18 2009, 19:09:47 UTC

Don't look at me! I'm not quite sure what's going on...

[she gets a better look at you] [quietly] Oh... dear, just look at you...

loyalotter December 18 2009, 19:20:06 UTC

Look at what? What's wrong?

popularadviser December 19 2009, 06:22:42 UTC

[clicks her tongue and sighs] Well... your hair... And those shoes... Are you wearing any make up at all?

[another heavy sigh] Looks like I have my work cut out for me.