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[loyal_cube]

I have quite a few announcements to make today. So, I hope I can keep your attention.

Cafe Alpha has been closed for some time now. Even without so many troubles happening recently, I still haven't enough help to keep it open regularly. I'm not asking for much of anyone's time, just a few hours. It's a good way to learn something new or meet new

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[thegreathonk]

MeEtInG pEoPlE?
bAkInG?
mAn It LoOkS lIkE tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR hAs CaFe WrItTeN aLl OvEr HiS pUrPle AsS.

sPeAkInG oF wHiCh
Do YoU nEeD pUrPlE bLoOd AlL uP iN yOuR dOnAtIoNs?

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[loyal_cube]

[WHAT IS THIS?! Oh god the profound language. Cube cringes. Thank goodness it's text]

Are you speaking of yourself?

I don't believe I've needed purple blood. Is there anyone else that you know of that uses your same blood type here?

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[thegreathonk]

It'S lIkE i'M tHe TrOlL gOgLuSuS.
aNd I'm MaKiNg An OfFeR tHaT cAn'T bE aLl Up AnD jUsT rEfUsEd AlL eAsY-lIkE.
aRe YoU rEaDiNg ThIs MoThErFuCkEr?
It'S lIkE hE wAs FuCkInG bOrN tO cAfE tHe ShIt OuT oF eVeRy DoGg WhO wAlKs ThEiR wAy ThRoUgH mY dOoRs :o)

AnD nAw.
ThErE bE nO pUrPlE bRoThErS hErE.
gOt SoMe pEoPlE uP aNd DoWn ThE sCaLe.
BuT nOt PuRpLe :o(
BuT iT's CoOl.
ThEy'Re AlL bRoThErS aNd SiStErS tO mE. :o)

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[loyal_cube]

Yes, I'm reading and I don't appreciate being called that, sir.

[Oh, how little he understands these trolls.]

That's good. it's poor to judge someone over something like the color of type of their blood.

[bat_schway]

1. What is your name? Batman [I'll tell you my name in person.]
2. What species are you? Human
3. Name of place of origin? Neo Gotham
4. What is your gender? Male
5. What is your age? 19
6. Any allergies or special needs? No
7. Medical history? I transformed into a giant mutated vampire bat once. I'm okay now though.
8. Have you gotten sick since your arrival here?
9. Blood Type? A
10. Have you been in Fortuna before? No
A. If so, how long was your stay?
B. How long were you absent before coming back?
11. How many times have you died here? None
12. Do you currently have your chip? Yes
13. If not, then how long ago was it removed and by who?
A. How did everything go? Did your powers effect the city?
14. What abilities do you possess? Martial Arts basic-level, Ninjutsu, street fighting.

[loyal_cube]

Ah, I wasn't aware you had another name.

When you say you're alright now do you mean your transformation is under control or were you "cured?"

[bat_schway]

I was cured. I won't be becoming that creature again.

[loyal_cube]

That's comforting to know! I hope it wasn't too painful.

May I ask why it happened to begin with or is that too private?

[hullonurse]

... I don't suppose you'd need a nurse anywhere would you, dear? Oh! Or I could help with your cafe instead, I need to keep busy and that does sound rather enjoyable.

[Don't let her, Cube, Discedo doesn't have enough food to waste on her cooking...]

[loyal_cube]

I, personally, have enough assistance... though, have you spoken with Mister Harper, Little Washu, and Mister Weiss?

If you're still willing to work at the cafe, I'd love the assistance. It is enjoyable, if I must say so myself. I'm sure you're quite knowledgeable when it comes to tea, am i correct Miss England?

[HE DOES NOT KNOW THAT. HE HAS NO IDEA! *SOB*]

sdfghj sorry for the late, school has been unbearable lately.

[hullonurse]

I'm afraid I haven't, no. I'll keep an eye out for them, then.

[Just keep her at the kettle at all times and we just might make it out of this alive...] Well, I am rather the expert on proper tea, it's true. ["Proper" tea being "English" tea....] I'd be quite glad to lend a hand in that case, a good cup of tea is what everyone needs in this place.

I'm sorry to hear that! It's all okay! Hope it lightens up a bit for you!

[loyal_cube]

I believe Doctor Harper was looking for an assistant not too long ago, so perhaps you should speak with him first. He's in the Discedo hospital.

Proper tea? [Perhaps he should know this but for sake of conversation he'll ask.] That's a great attitude to have. How comfortable are you with pairing tea with treats?

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[nihonna]

A cafe? What sort of assistance is needed? I have very little to do, so if there is any way in which I could help, I would like to offer my services. Ah, as for the form...

1. What is your name? The State of Japan
2. What species are you? Nation
3. Name of place of origin? Earth
4. What is your gender? Female
5. What is your age? It is difficult to remember, at this point, though, I do recall that I am two thousand and six hundred at least.
6. Any allergies or special needs? None.
7. Medical history? It is difficult to remember, you realize, two thousand year's worth of history... I've gotten into a lot of fights in my time, though. I got stabbed a few times.
8. Have you gotten sick since your arrival here? No.
9. Blood Type? A
10. Have you been in Fortuna before? No.
A. If so, how long was your stay? -
B. How long were you absent before coming back? -
11. How many times have you died here? None.
12. Do you currently have your chip? Yes.
13. If not, then how long ago was it removed and by who? -
A. How did everything go?

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[loyal_cube]

Thank you for filling out the form, Miss Japan.

Well, I've lost most of my employees so there are many tasks. Mainly preparation of coffee and tea as well as serving customers. Baking is usually done once or twice a day, depending on the flow of customers. I also encourage creativity with the baking and flavorings.

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[nihonna]

I see. I do like to prepare tea and coffee, although I tend to favor the former, and baking is something I have some experience and skill with as well. So, I would not mind becoming a regular employee...

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[loyal_cube]

That's good to hear. [Somewhat expected as well] I have to clean the cafe up a bit, but in a few days would you mind if i show you where things are and familiarize you with the cafe?

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[gomugomunowin]

1. What is your name? Monkey D. Luffy
2. What species are you? Human. But I'm a rubber human.
3. Name of place of origin? Foosha Village
4. What is your gender? Male
5. What is your age? Nineteen
6. Any allergies or special needs? I need a lot of meat.
7. Medical history? I've been stabbed by a hook, poisoned to near death, a scar under my left eye when I cut myself with a knife, and I have a burn scar on my chest from when I got burned by magma. And a lot of other stuff, too. [Can I say that was fun to write out.]
8. Have you gotten sick since your arrival here? Nope.
9. Blood Type? ....I've got no clue.
10. Have you been in Fortuna before? Apparently, but I don't remember it.
A. If so, how long was your stay? Hell if I know.
B. How long were you absent before coming back? Dunno.
11. How many times have you died here? None.
12. Do you currently have your chip? Yeah, but I really wanna get it out.
13. If not, then how long ago was it removed and by who?
A. How did everything go? Did your powers effect the city?
14. What

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[loyal_cube]

What do you mean exactly by "rubber human?"

Does being a rubber man make you crave meat or can you eat vegetables too?

That is quite a medical history. Sounds like you've been in far more danger than I can even imagine.

May I ask what Gomu Gomu powers are?

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[gomugomunowin]

My body's made of rubber.

I can eat 'em, but I hate 'em. I just really, really like meat.

Yeah, I've gotten a lot of other injuries, but they weren't that bad. Oh, does being frozen count?

I can stretch my limbs and make myself expand. I'd show you, but I can't with my chip in. Like I can give a really powerful punch by stretching my arm far. So the farther away my enemy is, the more powerful my punch is.

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[loyal_cube]

That's interesting!

It's good to eat vegetables and fruit, though. otherwise, you'll be lacking vitamins and minerals. Though, I'm not sure exactly what type you may need, since you're made of rubber.

Y-Yes, being frozen counts. I-I'm surprised you're even alive!

Hmmm. That would make sense. The motion would cause an increase in power if done correctly. I do hope you only use it as a defense, though.