Voicemail

[lovemykilt]

Hey, you've reached Priestly. Aren't you lucky! I'm not around to take your call, but you probably know what to do.

*beep*

Comments

[gudspellr_claud]

[OOC: from here]

"I'm NOT PREGNANT. Gah. What kind of slut do I look like?"

[lovemykilt]

[ooc: and that one goes here]

[gobrooke_urself]

[ From here]

"While that's flattering, and I am kind of bored, I'm not really into girls that way. Sorry. Maybe if there's a hot guy involved, then we'll talk."

[lovemykilt]

[ooc: goes to here]

[saltandammo]

From here.

"Sweetheart, I'm not the one you need to talk into a threesome. Two girls, one guy, two guys one girl, I'm easy. All you got to do is ask."

Phone Madness!

[heromaniac]

Momoko was trying to return Reno's call...

"Uh, hi! This is Momoko... I haven't blown anything up, sorry. Although it sounds like you want me to? Uhm. I guess it depends on what it is, but I've never blown anything up on purpose before. I've beaten things up really badly, which I can do if you need me to, but it has to be for justice because otherwise it's wrong. Or if it's garland. Oh, and why should I kick your boss? Is your boss evil? Let me know and I can totally help with that, okay? Uhm. It was nice talking to you?"

Wacky Phone Fun

[memberslonely]

[ From Here]

"Okay... I didn't ask you to run any errands and I don't like the inference that I'm doing something dirty with raw fish. That's disgusting! Surely you have a higher opinion of me than that."