Hey, you've reached Priestly. Aren't you lucky! I'm not around to take your call, but you probably know what to do.

*beep*

Priestly was apparently a popular guy today, what with the way his phone was ringing off-the-hook. And it was all a bunch of freaky, nonsequitorial shit.

Whatever. He'd just have to call them back and straighten them out. Tourrettes boy, Slightly stalkery girl, Polite Society girl, and "My, but you're forward". And while he had the phone out ( Read more... )