Seriously, WTF?

[lovelysnake]

What kind of sick, sick person would refer me to a beauty pageant?!

I was just sitting at home today--having been soaked completely through with freezing rain, btw--and my brother comes in with a letter for me. Naturally, I'm excited. I never get letters. Like, ever.

So I rip it open and find this horrifying seal at the top. Its a pageant. A state

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[treeson]

They send that to everyone. I've been getting one since I was twelve. They have annual fees, so they're just sending out pamphlets and literature & "Compete & you could win a scholarship to help fight world hunger!" propaganda so they can get more money.

It's big business in fake tanning and waxing. :D

<3 treeson

[lovelysnake]

Thank god. I was about to have a panic attack.