Seriously, WTF?

[lovelysnake]

What kind of sick, sick person would refer me to a beauty pageant?!

I was just sitting at home today--having been soaked completely through with freezing rain, btw--and my brother comes in with a letter for me. Naturally, I'm excited. I never get letters. Like, ever.

So I rip it open and find this horrifying seal at the top. Its a pageant. A state pageant. With frilly outfits and big smiles.

WTF!