Awhile back, I posted this

Please go read it and return.

So. That bike got stolen, which sucks.

But also, I have a girlfriend.

This post was about her, two days before the official start to it all.

Sorry I didn't update you sooner.

Here I am again ( Read more... )

This has been the case for almost two weeks.
Yesterday I woke-up with a yeast infection.
And then today's new development: a sore throat.

It has been nine months since I've eaten cheesecake.

27 is three away from 30

people who live in New York shouldn't be attractive to me
especially the lovely lesbian librarianesque ones

Oh hey! It's 3am again.

Whenever Livejournal asks me if I want to restore an unsaved draft, I click "ok" because I usually don't remember what I wrote and it's always a fun surprise. This time I wrote about soap. Imagine that.

Me (with a rather irritated and slightly scratchy voice): Hello? Guy: Hi, I have a green eight inch waterproof dildo for someone named Julie.
Me: Uh, okay?
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Why do I always end-up going dress shopping with girls I'm interested in?