Ninth Glorious Proclamation by the Beauteous Prince Known as Femio

[love_sinful_me]

SACRE BLEU!!

My PERFECT AND FLAWLESS self was merely sampling of some legumes when I was transfigured into this less than desirable form!

...COULD THIS BE PUNISHMENT FROM THE GODS THEMSELVES FOR SKEWING THE QUIDDITCH MATCH IN THE GRYFFYDOR HOUSE'S FAVOR WITH MY GLOOOOORIOUS AND ENCHANTING VOICE~?! ♪♫

Such a travesty...I can only atone...in ONE

Comments

[g_othic]

Yes it is, now stop singing for Merlin sake.

[love_sinful_me]

HO HO! Afraid of being enchanted by my voice, Mademoiselle~?♥

[g_othic]

...No, it just annoys me.

[love_sinful_me]

Ahhhhhhhhhh!

The unCONTROLLABLE feeling of your heartstrings being TORN TOWARDS MOI has tossed you into THROES OF IRRITATION..!!

Such a sinner I am...!

[thepledge_king]

A-Ah! what happen to you?!

((ooc: H...H-Holy crap! XD ♥!! and lol woops wrong icon.))

[love_sinful_me]

ALAS...!

It seems as though the HEAVENS THEMSELVES have delivered their divine message through the légume I was feasting on for sustenance! But this punishment is NOTHING compared to the pain in so many maiden's hearts....

[thepledge_king]

S-So you're a cake now...that can't move...? Do you need h-help getting around?

[love_sinful_me]

THE PURITY OF MY EMOTIONS NEED NO LEGS!!!

...Mais oui...I am quite incapacitated.

[krokodilstranen]

Ah, you've become a fruitcake, haven't you? That's fitting considering what you are and the fact that absolutely no one likes fruitcake.

And I have no idea why you sent ME a flower, but it made the most satisfying screams of pain when I set it on fire~

[love_sinful_me]

Ah, yes! It seems to be punishment for the horrendous sin I have committed...!

It must have been burnt by your passion for me, demoiselle ardente~♥

[krokodilstranen]

The sin of your existence, right~?

If you consider hatred a passionate emotion, then yes, think that if you want.

[love_sinful_me]

While THAT IS ALSO A GRIEVOUS SIN FOR WHICH I CAN NEVER ATONE DUE TO MY MASSIVE PERFECTION...
I was referring to skewing the Quidditch match with my enchanting voice...! *sob!*

Ahhhh, I know you hate the grasp I have over your tender heart, but there's no need to be brash, goddess with eyes of emerald

[love_sinful_me]

It is my sin to bear, mademoiselle...

MAIS!

Such a thing cannot stop our love~

[love_sinful_me]

Why of course I speak of the love that NEEDS NOT BE SPOKEN, mon cheri~! ♥

[jeitaken]

*hands over ears* ..That is worse than the singing flowers....

[love_sinful_me]

Is there a problem, monsieur? Or are you just envious of my GLORIOUS VOICE~?

[jeitaken]

Aagh!! *stomping away now*