Fic: Who's the Daddy? (Batch 3)
Title: Who’s the Daddy?
Pairing: Akame
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor, Crack, Drama, Romance
Author’s Notes: Drabble sequels to Okaasan? This third batch is for envyschaos2084. She gives the most random words and I love her so much for it. XDDD
Summary: Akame + Yuki = a whole bunch of madness.
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1. Ramune
Jin came home one day and was looking a bit frustrated.
“Jin, what’s wrong?” Kazuya asked worriedly as he walked closer to his husband. The latter pouted at him and said, “We’re going to advertise the fizzy drink, Ramune.”
Kazuya blinked. He didn’t get it. “So, what’s wrong with that?”
“The ramune that was given to us has Hello Kitty designs on it! It’s so girly!”
…Idiot.
2. Anime
Yuki went to the living room to watch some cartoons only to find his father staring at the television watching something else. He pouted and ran towards his father to beg him to watch cartoons.
“Daddy, may we please watch cartoons?” Yuki pleaded as he stared his big puppy eyes on Jin. The older man stared back at his son and bit his bottom lip, trying hard to decline.
“Yuki, this is cartoons!” Jin pointed at the television screen.
“No, it’s not-“ Yuki was about to say it wasn’t when he turned to the screen and saw that it was kind of like the cartoons he was watching… only cooler.
Days later, Kazuya found out that Yuki started getting addicted to Dragon Ball and shook his head.
Like father, like son.
3. Bucky Badger
Jin came home from work that day and handed Yuki a new toy plushie that was given to him by an officemate.
“Daddy, what is the W on this plushie’s sweater stands for?” Yuki asked, staring at the toy mascot in hand.
“I don’t really know, Yuki. It was just given to me by a co-worker.”
“Oh, Daddy, what animal is this?”
“Hmm… I think it’s a raccoon!”
Suddenly, Yamapi and Junno went and joined in the conversation.
“No, I think it’s a dog,” Yamapi said, staring at the toy plushie in Yuki’s hands.
“It looks like a tiger,” Junno said.
“I still think it’s a raccoon though.” Jin said.
“No, dog,”
“Tiger, I say!”
And Yuki stared at the bickering adults as he went to play with his new unknown animal toy.
“Since you have W on your shirt, I’ll just call you Wuki!” Yuki chuckled, holding his new Bucky Badger toy plushie closer as he named it after him… well, sorta.
4. UV Grape Vodka
Ryo was in the dining area, drinking some UV Grape Vodka that he really loves to drink whenever he feels down and lonely. Ueda wasn’t around that time because he got some business to attend to. So Ryo decided to go to Jin’s place to kill some time to get rid of his boredom. Apparently, it didn’t seem to help at all.
Yuki walked into the kitchen and was dazzled by the color of the ‘juice’ that Uncle Ryo was drinking.
“Uncle Ryo, may I have some of that, please?” He tried asking the older man and pleaded.
“This is not your ordinary grape juice, Yuki,” Ryo winked at the kid only to make him more interested.
“Pretty please?” Yuki tried again and this time the older man relented.
Minutes later, Jin, Yamapi and Junno found Yuki walking really unbalanced and his eyes were darker than before and he was hiccupping here and there. The little kid was about to fall off from his balance until Jin managed to catch him in time.
“Oh. Hi… Daddy…” Yuki hiccupped with a drunk look on his face.
“Wow. He looks drunk.” Junno poked the kid in Jin’s arms.
Ryo managed to walk into the scene and saw three pairs of adult eyes glaring at him. He gulped and said, “What?”
“You better get ready for Kazuya when he finds out about this.”
5. Soda
Jin, Yuki, Junno, Yamapi, Ueda and Ryo were hanging around the living room when Kazuya came in with a tray of drinks in hand. He gave the adults some tea while he gave Yuki some of his favorite grape soda.
Once Yuki had his drink in hand, he stared at it and gulped inwardly. He suddenly remembered something making his glass accidentally fall and he ran towards his mother.
“Mommy! Yuki don’t want to drink grape soda anymore!” The little one cried as he held onto Kazuya’s leg making the latter look at the other adults, wanting to know what’s going on.
Jin, Junno and Yamapi coughed and turned to look accusingly at Ryo. Ueda looked at his lover too, clearly knowing something’s going on and Ryo’s the one behind it. Ryo gulped and prepared for the worst.
“Well, I made him drink some UV Grape Vodka the other day?” Ryo answered sheepishly.
“YOU WHAT!” Ueda and Kazuya exclaimed simultaneously. No wonder little Yuki was traumatized by grape sodas or anything purple-colored drinks.
6. Ponyo
Kazuya, Jin and Yuki just got out of the cinema after watching Ponyo the movie. Yuki seemed to enjoyed it ‘til the end and was clapping his hands happily while singing the Ponyo theme song. Kazuya was dead tired as they watched the last full show of the day and it was already 12:30 AM. How could his two companions still have energy?
Once they got out of the cinema, Yuki saw a little store where they sell Ponyo stuff toys, puppets and other merchandise. His eyes widened at the same of them and went to hold Kazuya’s hand who was already on the move to go home.
“Mommy! I want that Ponyo puppet! Buy, please?” He stared at his mother with his puppy eyes, clearly wanting something that badly. Jin could only smirk at the situation as he waited for Kazuya’s reaction.
“No, you already have a lot of toys at home, Yuki.” Kazuya answered straightforwardly, not looking at Yuki.
“But… But… Yuki want Ponyo…” Yuki sniffled a bit as he started to cry making Jin suddenly carry him in his arms and tried to coo the little one.
“Kazu-mommy is tired and wants to go home,” Kazuya said tiredly as he sighed as they continued walking. Yuki looked over Jin’s shoulder and just looked at the store that sells those Ponyo merchandise.
The Ponyo theme song was still ringing in his head as he got jumped out of his father’s arms, and ran straight back to the other direction and got inside the store. “Yuki!” Kazuya and Jin called.
“Ponyo~ Ponyo~” Yuki sing-sang as he was being carried again by his father, this time with a happy smile on his face with his new Ponyo plushie in his arms.
“Ugh. I hate Ponyo.” Kazuya whined and Jin only laughed, giving him a quick peck on the lips which seemed to calm him down.
7. Headphones
“Uncle Pi, Uncle Pi! Play, please?” Yuki called from behind Yamapi and the kid smiled in glee when he found his Uncle Pi nodding continuously. “I’ll wait for you outside then!” He said eagerly as he went to his room and took his toys and waited for Yamapi to go out.
Five minutes later, his Uncle Pi still wasn’t going out of his room so Yuki decided to check on him.
“Uncle Pi?” Yuki called again and again from his uncle’s back only to be ignored. “Uncle Pi doesn’t like Yuki?” He got this conclusion and suddenly wailed at the top of his lungs. “Waa! Uncle Pi hates Yuki!” He cried again and again and finally, Yamapi turned back to find Yuki crying loudly. He immediately went to the little kid and asked.
“Yuki, what’s wrong? Are you hurt? Did Uncle Ryo bully you?” Yamapi asked worriedly and Yuki shook his head.
“No. Yuki called Uncle Pi many times but Uncle Pi doesn’t listen!” Yuki reasoned and Yamapi just blinked. Oh. He immediately took off his headphones.
No wonder he didn’t hear Yuki. He was listening to his loud music with his headphones on, head moving along the beat once in awhile.
8. Karaoke
The guys all went out and took Yuki with them to karaoke. It’s been awhile since they relaxed and rested like this and had fun. They have been so busy with their jobs that they sometimes can’t find time to rest on their daily schedule.
It was already late and everyone was still high as ever and so they passed Yuki one of the microphones and asked him to sing. The little kid nodded eagerly as he chose his song and started singing.
“Ponyo, Ponyo~ Ponyo, Ponyo~ Ponyo, Ponyo~~~” Yuki sang again and again since those were the only words he can remember with his favorite movie’s theme song. The adults all laughed at the kid’s cuteness and sang the Ponyo theme song with him as well. Heck, even Kazuya and Ueda joined in the singing!
9. Sushi
Yuki was feeling sick of all the sushi that he ate and thinks that he couldn’t eat more. His Uncle Yamapi was still chewing down his own food though.
“Hey Yuki, are you sure you don’t want anymore sushi? This one has tuna in it.” Yamapi kept shoving the food in front of Yuki’s face making the latter suddenly feel sick and throw up on the plates of sushi on the table. Yamapi’s eyes widened as he whined.
“Sushi!” Yamapi cried out and tried to save some sushi that weren’t hit by Yuki’s throw-up.
“Yuki… no want… sushi…”
10. Plot Bunnies
“Uncle Pi, what’s a plot bunny?” Yuki asked one day after coming across with those words.
“I don’t know, ask Uncle Junno.”
“Uncle Junno, what’s a plot bunny?”
“I don’t know, ask Uncle Ryo.”
“Uncle Ryo, what’s a plot bunny?”
“Sorry Yuki, I don’t know. Ask Auntie Ueda.”
“Auntie Ueda, what’s a plot bunny?”
“A what?”
“Daddy, what’s a plot bunny?”
“Ah! I know this one. It’s a type of bunny you play around and you should always take care of it, feed it, make sure it doesn’t get sick.”
“Mommy, let’s buy a plot bunny! Please?”
Kazuya blinked. “Honey, you can’t really buy a plot bunny.”
And the day ended with Yuki still not knowing what a real plot bunny is.
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Author’s Notes: *dies* …it’s not how I wanted it to turn out but I guess it’s okay. :| Oh, and Bucky Badger is the mascot for Wisconsin. I’ll always expect something Wisconsin-y from envyschaos2084. XDDD Comments please. :] :D
By the way, hanez! We still don’t have a title! T______T