I've managed to:

*make my costume sexy
*save up a small amount of cash for Mexico
*fill another box and label it "Amber's crap"
*confuse myself about moving (among other things)
*almost be old enough to be a server
*fuck up

Halloween is the most wonderful holiday ever. Whoever invented Tootsie Rolls, I could just kiss.

You make me sick.

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I'm supposed to write an essay on the word of my choice. First I'm supposed to interview people. Who better to interview then my LJ friends!?!? So answer seriously because I may or may not put your quote in my essay. But don't answer too seriously, because I'm trying to avoid making this really lame and cheesy ( Read more... )

Everything is so pulchritudinous. It's like seeing the empyrean for the first time. (God, I love thesauruses)

According to Unsolved Mysteries, Elvis had a twin brother who died at birth. Who knew?

Happy birthday.

For the record, the weather today is partly satisfied with a 20 percent chance of kicking someone's ass.

Back to you, Dave.

I can't stand Rockabilly.
On Sundays, I clean my boyfriend's house.
I talk out loud when I'm doing my math homework.

Hamburgers or hot dogs?
Coffee or tea?
Blondes or an anvil chorus?

Sod off.

Reasons I love October

* Halloween!!!
* costumes
* candy
* everything temporarily changing colors to orange and black. EXAMPLE: pudding cups
* cheesy haunted houses
* Going to pumpkin patches
* Carving pumpkins
* Perfect weather
* pretty foliage
* My birthday
* Cool sayings like 'Rocktober'
* The State Fair

Ok, stop reading now.

I started reading my Journal comments and stopped about 1/4 of the way through. I was like "Wow! 22 comments! I didn't know people liked David Sadaris so much!!!" Alas, no one cares at all. There's just some new anonymous person stirring up trouble.

So I deleted it. Next time it happens, everyone do me a favor and just IGNORE him.

"This isn't cereal, it's a bowl full of milkless air!"

"Angels are God's way of saying howdy."

"Thanks for asking, but I'm not really into white guys right now."

"When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it' and eat yourself some motherfucking candy."

I totally want a pair of {enter expensive brand name sunglasses here}

There's nothing better than {enter sexual fantasy here}

I fucking hate {enter political party here}

I would love to touch your {enter body part here}

And then you die.

Rumor has it there's a party at Riki's this Saturday. I say we make it a "kick Riki's roommate in the balls" party. We can tie him up and charge people $2 to kick him in his dirty little huevos. I would totally pay $2 for that.

All proceeds go to helping make sure Riki can still reproduce.

I'm out.