You know, for kids.

[lousypoet]

Everything is so pulchritudinous. It's like seeing the empyrean for the first time. (God, I love thesauruses)

According to Unsolved Mysteries, Elvis had a twin brother who died at birth. Who knew?

Happy birthday.

For the record, the weather today is partly satisfied with a 20 percent chance of kicking someone's ass.

Back to you, Dave.

Comments

[grok_thefreezer]

I wish Unsolved Mysteries was hosted by a psychic who knew about people who were going to go missing in the future.
I could see myself going missing.

[acutainbaby]

But then he could also know where they were going, and then we would probably have to find them. Who wants that?

And how is Elvis's twin brother an unsolved mystery? Sounds like a publicity stunt to me.

[lousypoet]

If the guy was psychic it wouldn't be UNsolved...right?

[_gropeforluna]

You know, you guys, a lot of psychics only get flashes of things so its totally possible for a psychic to host unsolved mysteries. it just wouldnt be a very good show because this particular pyschic just wasn't blessed with better vision.

[ritzstealer]

i've seen that eipsode. robert stack is a badass.