mười chín ❀| it's quiet and loud; no one hears it but us

[lotuslife]

Xin chào, Mayfield. I hope you find yourselves well following the party which just occurred. [Well, not really. She doesn't actually care; she's just saying it to be polite- not that you can tell, as her tone is warm and placid. Onward to the actual point of this phone call:]

My anh- brother- China, has returned, as many of you may already know.

Comments

[coolbowtie]

Having... fun?

[coolbowtie]

Still looks rather shameful to me. So what is it then? A prank war between siblings of some kind? Those always seem to be never-ending.

[lotuslife]

...When I was very young, I rebelled often against my brother. But that never lasted long.

[coolbowtie]

[he looks a bit concerned]

Didn't it?

[lotuslife]

I was small. Weak. Of course not.

[coolbowtie]

...Right.

[awkwardly tries to put a hand on her shoulder]

Well, maybe then but not anymore eh? I'm sure you give him a good beating, not that I think you should beat him, but you could if-if neccessary.

[god, so awkward]

[lotuslife]

[o-oh Doctor, why so awkward] Th-thank you?

[BUT SHE'S NOT DONE HER STORY] There was a revolt stirring up against the Ngô. One of many around the time.

[coolbowtie]

[I DON'T KNOW why does anyone even like me )8]

Ah, I see. Sounds a bit nasty.

[lotuslife]

Lady Triệu was an adept warrior and strategist. I had admired her greatly. She refused to sit by quietly and accept foreign domination.

[coolbowtie]

[he nods, this is a good story! Well except for the warrior part]

Aha, good for her. I like a good rebel.

[lotuslife]

...She was nine feet tall, with breasts this long... [HOLDS HER HANDS OUT AS FAR AS SHE CAN FROM HER BODY

she looks completely calm, by the way

this all makes perfect sense to her.]

[coolbowtie]

[JUST TAKES IT IN STRIDE MAN]

Really? That seems rather improbable for a human. Perhaps she wasn't even human, maybe she came from another planet.

[lotuslife]

A-ah, no. She was quite human.

[coolbowtie]

Then how did she get so big? There must be a reason for her size.

[lotuslife]

She just was. [STOP ASKING QUESTIONS]

[coolbowtie]

Right then, carry on.

[sulks a little, feel free to sock him if he asks more questions again]