mười tám ❀| we said we'd all go down together

[lotuslife]

[Residents and passersby on Beaver Street, there is a Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-21 in the middle of the street. Yes, a fighter jet. A completely real and authentic fighter jet, and, from the looks of it, one that's seen some action, too

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[kol_shevik]

[ may or may not have made a squeaky girly sound when the jet took off.

may or may not be desperately clinging to vietnam. ]

[lotuslife]

[may or may not be YELLING LIKE A FERAL JUNGLE WARRIOR]

HAHAHAHAHA- [PULLING THAT JET UP]

[kol_shevik]

Ground is so far away. . .

[lotuslife]

There is not a thing more beautiful than the sound of a balalaika, don't you think-?! [this particular balalaika is roaring and screeching and they are gaining altitude awfully fast]

B) In the Park?

[friendly_ghosts]

[Mindy had been minding her own business, playing in park, when suddenly, PLANE. In the sky. Coming closer. And closer. She clings to the swingset as it lands only a couple dozen yards away. And now she is gaping at the plane in amazement. And running over there to see who was flying it.]

Wow! That was really great! Where did you get a plane?

[lotuslife]

[opening the canopy, leaning out of it, trying not to be mildly sick everywhere-

oh there's a little girl beneath her. DEEP BREATH she's too manly for motion sickness.] A-ah. Chào...

[kol_shevik]

[GUESS WHO'S RIGHT BEHIND HER.]

Привет, little girl!

[friendly_ghosts]

[Oh, she knows one of you...]

Auntie Vietnam, is that your plane?

[She can blame Taiwan for the 'Aunt' thing. Mindy is also under the impression that Korea is her uncle for much the same reason.]

B

[resurrectinto]

[Just, you know, chilling out in the backyard doing Margot things. She adjusts the sleeves of her giant duster, rolling them up, as she goes about planting flowers. Yes. Flowers.

And then there is a GIANT FLIPPING SHADOW over her house.

And a loud crash in the front yard. Like, LOUD.

It's still too early for this.]

[lotuslife]

[meanwhile, on the front lawn...

LOOKING AT RUSSIA ACCUSATORILY IN THE COCKPIT]

[kol_shevik]

[ STARING AWKWARDLY OUT THE WINDOW AND AVOIDING HER LOOK. ]

Should have used blue-green switch.

[resurrectinto]

[Marching her ass out to the front lawn all battle ready because guys

guys

it's totally a giant monster-bird-thing, right?]

b for bullies | 1/4

[bawlingforsoup]

[WALKING OUT OF THE MALT SHOP WITH A CHOCOLATE SHAKE WHEN OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE--BIG METAL BIRD LANDS MERE FEET AWAY ON THE GROUND.

THIS ISN'T HIS DAY.]

[bawlingforsoup]

actually I lied this is 1/whenever it's done

[bawlingforsoup]

[Wait...]

[bawlingforsoup]

[why was there a jet here.]

B

[armywithcountry]

[Wha -- oh my god is that a giant bird, is there a giant bird about to land on his front lawn, this is the best day ever. RUNS TO IT SO FUCKING FAST.]

Awesome! So awesome! See, Bird? That's what you'll be growing up into!

[lotuslife]

[PRUSSIA THAT IS THE SADDEST THING I'VE EVER READ

Vietnam seems a bit woozy, as this is the fourth rough landing they've had so far. She throws open the canopy, not noticing Prussia yet.]

I-I think I really may need to be ill...

[kol_shevik]

[ LEANS OVER THE SIDE

BEAVILY HEAVES ]

[armywithcountry]

[What. What.

D-did the giant bird eat Vietnam and Russia oh my god, is it a bird that can eat countries oh god Prussia is too young to be eaten what does he do.

There is only one solution.

PUNCHES THE JET LIKE A BOSS.]