tám ❀| love in the summer; followed the sun 'til night

[lotuslife]

[Following this thread, America and Vietnam can be found in the park. They have a picnic blanket spread out and are having a picnic together as if they haven't got a care in the world but for spending time with each other. That alone should signal that something is very, very wrong.]

Hey, Alfred? How do you like it...?

Gosh, honey, you really

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[kol_shevik]

[SORT OF awkwardly looming over your picnic.

Don't ask why he's here he probably followed you.]

[lotuslife]

[wibbling at America some more before--

oh. she sort of gives Russia this... look, and speaks stiffly.]

Hello, Mr. Braginski.

[supersizedpower]

Do you mind, Braginski? I'm with my wife.

[kol_shevik]

[Russia checks his pocket to make sure the recorder is still on, then shrugs.]

...May continue.

[coolbowtie]

[jumping down from a tree]

Well, isn't this lovely! A picnic on a delightful sunny day, the whole family together, eating potato salad with a gun. Though I'm not sure where the gun falls in. Seems like you don't either. I mean I'm no expert, but it's a bit unromantic don't you think?

[lotuslife]

[jumps a little- now who in their right mind would do something like hide in a tree and drop down on people?!]

A-ah-- well I'm not sure where it came from... Or you, for that matter...

[supersizedpower]

[Loosening his grip on Vietnam and calming down just a bit.]

It's the darndest thing, The.

She's not normally like this.

[coolbowtie]

[someone who is never in their right mind]

Well, it's a mystery then, though I am very good at solving mysteries, even Agatha Christie herself says so, I'm sure she'd give me a recommendation.

[kleinefurstin]

[Taking a walk through the park with the dog, when suddenly--

You know, normally, she wouldn't consider anything that happens while droned worthy blackmail material, but then again, this is Vietnam.

Not going to directly approach them, but might be taking a break to sit and watch]

[lotuslife]

[trying to get away from the gun and continuing her role as the submissive Asian wife]

[supersizedpower]

Aww, calm down, honey. I'm sure it's just a mistake.

[kleinefurstin]

[do you know who can't resist food?

there is a puppy charging for whatever food is currently unattended]

[nirvananation]

[Now, Thailand thinks America is a pretty cool guy. But walking by and seeing something like this? Not cool. It brings back too many bad memories.

So he's going to walk up calmly, his smile a little to tense.]

Ah...Kuhn America should not grab women in such a way, yes? They are delicate flowers after all, ana.

[lotuslife]

[She turns towards the voice, and there is a mixture of relief and wariness on her face. She speaks meekly.]

America...?

Th-thank you for your concern, but... I've done something I shouldn't have, even if I cannot remember why...

[supersizedpower]

...I'm having a conversation with my wife here. I don't see how that's any of your business, neighbor.

[nirvananation]

Contrary to what you may believe, it is my business. She is someone I consider family, after all.

[decadenzas]

[PASSING BY and oh look, mama-nam and some eerie glasses-wearing guy who looks like he might be intimidating mama-nam this is not okay. intervention time!]

What the hell is going on here?

[lotuslife]

[oh my god charles nnnoooo she is going to be so ashamed ;u;

she looks over at the lattle babby and then back to her husband obediently.]

We're having a talk amongst adults, young man. Where is your mother?

[supersizedpower]

[America stands up at that.]

Now, son, that's not the type of language I'll tolerate around my wife.

[decadenzas]

[SHE SHOULD BE ASHAMED so ashamed. in the meantime he's just going to gape in silent confusion and annoyance for a moment, staring between the two. mother? wife? he doesn't even know where to begin.]

None of that even remotely made sense. [a glance toward America.] And I'll say whatever the fuck I please. She isn't even your wife.