Fic: Privacy, A Series of Scenes

[angelicsinner]

Title: Privacy, A Series of Scenes
Author: AngelicSinner / VixenRaign
Pairing: Kahlan/Cara (pre-slash for now, but nearly there!), previous Richard/Kahlan, one-sided Dahlia->Cara
Rating: G - R (light-ish-PG-13 this time)
Warnings: Contains Femslash, and my rampant reinterpretation of how things may have gone after the end of Season Two. (Also

Comments

[jaws_of_fenrir]

I laughed. A lot.

Cara: I thought Lily wrecked your vajay-jay.

Kahlan: O_o

Cara: Well, rub one out right quick so we can sleep.

Kahlan: o_O

Bwahahahahaaha! Not the scene I expected but still great!

[angelicsinner]

Okay-- gotta be honest--

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS COMMENT!
AND IT IS LATE! AND MY NEIGHBORS CHILDREN ARE PROBABLY TRYING TO SLEEP!...

But I love you for this.
Best. Cliff's Notes. EVER!

[greatshow]

LOL! So Cara knows Kahlan watched her? Just to be even clearer? Or does she believe Kahlan was aroused by thoughts of someone else? And, LOL, at her knowing Kahlan was aroused.

[angelicsinner]

Cara has... I dunno how to describe it. It's, like, the sexual version of selective-hearing when it comes to Kahlan.
So the official answer is "No. She doesn't know Kahlan watched her. Because her head is up her ass."
Unofficially? My statement is this: "It won't matter soon." >.>
=-D

[chickinwhite]

"It won't matter soon." >.>
This is a word! ;o)

[lovelikecrazy87]

i squeed for joy when i saw an update. then laughed a lot while reading. i am so in love with the relationship u have created between cara and kahlan. *bows*

[angelicsinner]

Haha-- Glad you're still liking it! I know it wasn't what people thought (hoped) would come next, after the last scene... But I'm glad it didn't disappoint either! =-)

[jolo_65]

OMG that was so funny ... Cara just cracked me up!! She was merciless in her teasing of Kahlan :D

I love the way you write these two.... I hope they hurry up and work out that they really have "feelings" for each other and no longer need these little hours here and there!!!

Great update...<3

[angelicsinner]

Thanks! Glad you liked it! =-)
And, hopefully soon, they *will* figure it out. Because, to be frank, while it is fun torturing them a little bit? I want them to be together too. =-P

[rhyfeddu]

*snicker* Well, of course, someone of Cara's experience and er, talents would spot The Signs, wouldn't she?

Glad you went with a very in-character, almost blase reaction of Cara's discovery of Kahlan's "problem".

Will you write Kahlan with any experience with self pleasure, I wonder? Well, I know she'll be properly inspired being where she is. And having seen what she's seen. LOL And an hour is very generous, Cara... Hehe

"Creator, why did you make me this way?" She asked the empty room, and even the logs in the fireplace were silent, "Why would you show me such wonderful people, whom I could never have?"

*sniff* I felt bad for Kahlan, and then worse for laughing at her. But I still did! *pats head* Poor, poor Confessor....

[angelicsinner]

Cara is very... "Observant". Especially with Kahlan. ;-)

I'm glad you liked it-- I know it wasn't what people'd hoped for as a follow-up to the scene before, but... We're getting there!
I know, I know-- I keep telling you guys that! But this time I mean it. Granted, it's not gonna be the next scene or the one after that? But we're moving in that direction with exponential motion. I promise. =-)

[rhyfeddu]

Hey, you're talking to someone who left people hanging for months! Hehe. I'm in no hurry. The journey, not the destination, blah blah blah. ;)

The "scenery" getting there is just fine! :)

[angelicsinner]

I'm about to post some "scenery" right now-- let me know what you think of it?
;-)