I found this (by accident!) - fortunately, the first screen didn't get past where I've read, but it's entertaining enough to post a link...

So, I give you: Potterdammerung.

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Science is answers that must always be questioned.
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered.
Religion is answers that must never be questioned.
Politics is answers that lobbyists pay for.

It amused me.

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Not that the Daily Mail is the world's most reliable news source, but I find myself wondering if this is true.

If you are already very nauseous, sneezing will acutely exacerbate the sensation.

Update: Ginger Altoids work as well as, if not better than, Pepto Bismol lozenges.

“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is run by geniuses who are putting us on, or morons who really mean it.”

-Mark Twain

This has been verified on Snopes.com and by the FBI (also here). It is spreading fast; be prepared should you get this call ( Read more... )

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had ( Read more... )

Food-borne bacteria evolving. Wash your food, keep it refrigerated, and quit randomly prescribing antibiotics. Honestly, humans can be so dumb, even the smart ones. (I am no exception.)

On the other hand, the elephants are catching up...