584660 i think i broke my journal while playing w th layout

[lostcosmonaut]

it took me all day to come up w/ this sentence. That's how I got this old this fast: one sentence @ a time. Here is a sentence for when I first wake up in th a.m.:

Ow, my back hurts!
And there is no sentence that comes after that to elaborate on that feeling. Ow, my back hurts. That is all. Later, there are other sentences. Boy, ah shore do

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I wish you were here in the city of NO

[zeldakitty]

I am leaving for two weeks and need house-sitting/ dog care while I attend Burning Man. I would love to receive a log about my dogs' feces and all the other little things you notice about them. It would make me feel like I was reading their blog for the time that I was gone.

The dates are sometime late August (last week) through Labor Day... just a thought, you know? You'd have use of my house, cable tv, dogs, and car, oh, and my city, which you LOVE!!!

sometimes i put out my cigarettes on poo

[lostcosmonaut]

o man that is so tempting + absolutely crazy

a "business trip" for dogs

!--mza.

P.S. what do you usually do when you leave?

Re: sometimes i put out my cigarettes on poo

[zeldakitty]

I haven't gone anywhere since S moved out in Feb. 2007 except for Atlanta and I brought them with me. It's a situation... a bad one.

you have to have dog loving frenz

[lostcosmonaut]

i take it there is no dogwalking industry in NOLA, it is kind of a rich city thing

I don't know what I am doing in August, I barely know what I am doing five minutes from now

(:

--mza.

[gandydancer]

this is so super and wonderful that i barely know where to begin.

i really am made much happier for having read it.

and girls who live in their heads

[lostcosmonaut]

keep writing stories about th end of th world! One way or another, you're making people happy

!--mza.

i don t know why i use these euphemisms

[lostcosmonaut]

by "people" I mean "me"

--mza.

P.S. for further laughs click on my journal before I decide to change its appearance to something less stupid

i love it

[gandydancer]

YAY

hi hihi mza

[disorganization]

i'm ready to head back to MY OWN home planet

eff this workin' for a livin' shit

no half assing

[lostcosmonaut]

do everything w/ yr whole heart, th rest will take of itself, beloved fren

Hello hell0

--mza.

sweat in all places

[piedpiper]

you have bad grammar and are very emotional but this is the best thing i've read all day.

you leave them choking on yr dust and their own dust

[lostcosmonaut]

o no, ah ain't capitalized th first word in a sentence, how ever will anybody ever understand me

Jay-Z:

Get, that, dirt off yr shoulder

<33

--mza.

romancing the turd

[maria_sputnik]

this is rad. can i make a comic out of it?

how many diff ways can i say yes

[lostcosmonaut]

i jsut came in my pants in th future from seeing a comix version o fthis

--mza.

drawing you.

[maria_sputnik]

I am working on this. Do you mind if certain alterations are made in the "adaptation" process? Nothing too severe, mostly it's that some transitions look confusing when there are pictures involved (i.e. the transition from the sentences to the thousand k. vander ___s in the bathtub scene). Also, can we call it something like "what it's like to walk your dog" ?

in dog minutes

[lostcosmonaut]

it wouldn't be real comix if you didn't fuck around w/ it in some way: GO

Mebbe come up w/ th title last, after you seen th drawings?

Ah seen yr comix, ah trust yuh

--mza.

P.S. readin' th new Lynda Barry book now, it's really loose and packed w/ ideas