driveway to driveway drunk

[lostcosmonaut]

dear Journal,

This is probably my last update from this location. There is still much packing and moving to be done. That's what she said. GREAT, THANKS. Anyhow, this is ground zero of th whole world, from my point of view, which, you know, OF COURSE, because it's my point of view, isn't it; and people are never more solipsistic than when they

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[piedpiper]

how do YOU manage to get a photo of him while i am constantly thwarted?! he is like the cheetah--quiet and do not disturb him in his natural habitat.

i didn't know you two smashed the computer INSIDE. rock-fucking-stars.

blurriness makes my arms look puny

[odobenidae]

Low-res action snapshots of me ripping PC innards are always most welcome!

[piedpiper]

i'll remember that next time you....hey! no fair :(

i DO have that one picture of you, which i am tempted to post here for posterity and REVENGE, but i shall refrain due to the sex i wish to continue having with you. the world's loss!

unsexy sidenote: mario, please have a going away party so i can see the inside of such a relic as your soon-to-be-former-home and i will miss your proximity though i've hardly gotten to take advantage. x!

papa san

[lostcosmonaut]

you missed more indoor smashing sports last night! If I get done early enough 2day I might have people over again, just to cool out and not lift anything heavier than a pint glass.--mza.

[betchka]

number of containers of white rice from chinese food sitting in the fridge?

i have been eating out a lot this week

[lostcosmonaut]

white rice containers in refrigerator, daily average: 0.5

--mza.

Did you get those "ultimate" levels or whatever in Katamari??

[animate]

how far are you moving away? i'm hoping not to china.

if u mean th eternal levels yez of courze

[lostcosmonaut]

minutes down th road, assuming no traffic: 20

--mza.

Re: if u mean th eternal levels yez of courze

[animate]

How you get them eternal levels? I'm assuming you have to beat the game first (which I still havne't done) + get all the presents or something.

there is no better game for playing w a ton of people all in one room

[lostcosmonaut]

all U have 2 do is beat th game once. Ah still ain't got all th presents (or cousins), but now it's on to KD2.--mza.

[asphalteden]

That's the first time I ever saw Andy.

Can I look at your GFs LJ 'cause I know she's got one.

you were th russian lady too

[lostcosmonaut]

between you and Vida, I sniff some sort of elaborate prank.--mza.

[asphalteden]

We had a dish-party on IM yesterday.

[betchka]

AND WHERE WAS I?!?!

When's the party

[vena_cava]

So do you want to come over, one last time: NATURALLY

Uh-huh.

today i guess

[lostcosmonaut]

my computer desk and Gordon's bed are th last pieces of furniture standing.--mza.