This thing that well nevermind

[lost_retard]

Go to your iTunes/Windows Media Player/WinAmp and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question

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[metacognition]

the jack off jill one means that you're gay

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don't say kthnx

[anonymous]

these are all dead on. except maybe the fourth.
and regarding the first, that's a little creepy. you should maybe throw that thing out the window or ask it about a cure for cancer or something