This thing that well nevermind

Nov 21, 2005 22:07

Go to your iTunes/Windows Media Player/WinAmp and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

What do you think of me, WMP?
"Billy Liar" - The Decemberists

Will I have a happy life?
"Clive Frog's Western Theme" - Cartman

What do my friends really think of me?
"The thing that should not be" - Metallica

Do people secretly lust after me?
"Hate every beautiful day" - Sugarcult

How can I make myself happy?
"Headup" - Deftones

What should I do with my life?
"Hero of the day" - Metallica

Why must life be so full of pain?
"Schism" - Tool

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"When I am Queen" - Jack off Jill

Will I ever have children?
"Between you and me" - The Ataris

Will I die happy?
"Hallowed be thy name" - Cradle of Filth

Can you give me some advice?
"The Break up song" - American Hi-Fi

What do you think happiness is?
"Adidas" - Korn

What's my favourite fetish?
"Farting in Public" - George Carlin

What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
"Time of your life" - Greenday

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
"Forest" - System of A Down

well....

I thought they were interesting.

anyway...

get on with your life then.

kthnxggbye
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