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[vorrothiel]

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[jearsforqueers]

NAME (or name you would prefer to be called): well, my real name is jen. but i get called many things. luna, pannnayyy (lol my love for penny/des) you can call me pannnayy if you want

[jearsforqueers]

OMG YEW LUV ME? YEW LUV ME?

PLZ DON'T BEAT ME WITH A SHOE. D-DESMOND DOES IT IF I DON'T MAKE HIM SCOTTISH TOAST.

AND I LOVE YEW MOAR.

[vorrothiel]

OMG

Jack and Kate, will sadly die in the final minutes of season six's finale. they will get shot, fall to the ground on a sandy bed of jears, their will be heartbreaking music swelling out of our tv's as the camera zooms out and jack's last words would be "i'm gonna fix you" and kate will say "you pussy" and they'll die and the screen will go black and then: LOST

I DIED.

AND I LOVE DESMOND/PENNY TOO. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THEM TO GET 2GETHER IN THE FINALE. I CRIED. REAL TEARS.

[emmy0001]

NAME:

AGE (If you’re under 18, you’re being kidnapped by the Others for possible nefarious purposes): 20

ARE YOU IN A FLASHBACK, THE PRESENT, OR IN A FLASHFORWARD: Definitely a flashback!

WHERE ARE YOU IN THE ABOVE? Somewhere lurking creepily in Sayid or Sawyer's past. w00t.

FAVORITE SEASON AND PORQUE Oh fuck me, either 1 or 4. 1 was amazing because of character development and reallly hot!Sawyer action. But 4 was amazing because it had swishy haired!Sayid. And lots of amazing Desmond action. And BEN, Ben is fucking bad ass as fuck.

FAVORITE EPISODE AND *~*~POUR QUOI~*~*? Confidence Man. I love Sawyer's backstory in that one and the scene in which Sayid and Jack tourture him is out of control. I also love The Brig, when Locke and Sawyer confront Anthony Cooper. That shit was intense. Ummmmm, The Economist/The Shape of Things to Come because of future Sayid and future Ben, FTW........

WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON JEARS: keep that shit flowing.

YOU BETTER THINK OF A RIDICOLOUS LOST QUOTE RIGHT NOW: "pee on my foot, jin!"-hurley

[vorrothiel]

APPROVED LIKE HURLEY APPROVES OF SUN AND JIN'S SEXY-BABY-MAKING TIME.

SAWYER IS THE BEST. ALTHOUGH I MUST ADMIT SAYID MUST USE LORELEI.

The fun times.

[ultimateairn]

NAME: Airn (like the baby, no?)

AGE (If you’re under 18, you’re being kidnapped by the Others for possible nefarious purposes): 20...but I still want Beardy to take me.

ARE YOU IN A FLASHBACK, THE PRESENT, OR IN A FLASHFORWARD: I'm in a forwardbackslashpresent continuum. Ask Faraday. HE CAN VOUCH FOR ME.

WHERE ARE YOU IN THE ABOVE? The middle.

FAVORITE SEASON AND PORQUE 1 & 2. It makes me cry to see Locke happy. I heart anytime when Claire loses her BAYBAY.

FAVORITE EPISODE AND *~*~POUR QUOI~*~*? Good question, bb. I like the one with the polar bears when everybody is like "OMGZ RUNNN" and Sawyer is like, "I ain't runnin' cuppy cake" and he's all "BANGBANGurDEADGLOBALWARMINGWTF?" and everybody is like, "Haha! OMG. ~POLARBEAR~ taste better than Boar!" Yeah. That was a good one.

WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON JEARS: I wish to collect them in viles. Then, once I have added a dash of "YOU'RE NOT COMING WITH US!butyouare, I will sell it as a "Grow Your Own Sparse Facial Hair" kit. That ish is copywritten.

YOU BETTER THINK OF A RIDICULOUS

Re: The fun times.

[vorrothiel]

UMM I BELIEVE THAT JACK LISTENS TO NIRVANA AND OTHER FINE BANDS FROM THE SEATTLE GRUNGE SCENE.

WILL SAYID PLAY PINGPONG LIKE FOREST GUMP, OR WILL HE PLAY PINGPONG WITH KNIVES?

APPROVED. (DAMN I SHOULD GET AN IMAGE FOR THIS APPROVAL STAMP OF MINE.)

P.S. JOIN THE COMMUNITY AND I'LL APPROVE YOU ASAP.

I wish I had a funny lost icon.

[blown_seed]

NAME: Felixidocious Fish Hook Jones

AGE (If you’re under 18, you’re being kidnapped by the Others for possible nefarious purposes): 21

ARE YOU IN A FLASHBACK, THE PRESENT, OR IN A FLASHFORWARD: My brain ain't stuck in no time/space continuom.

WHERE ARE YOU IN THE ABOVE? I just got back from being 4. IT WAS AWESOME THERE WERE PUPPIES AND CAKE AND CANDY.

FAVORITE SEASON AND PORQUE 1? 2? All of them?

FAVORITE EPISODE AND *~*~POUR QUOI~*~*?The one where Paolo and Nikki showed up and sucked and then died and we were all like WTF WHO WERE THOSE PEOPLE?

WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON JEARS: Jears for fears. (All around me are familiar faaaaaaces, worn out plaaaaaces, blahblahwhiiiineeeeeyy!)

YOU BETTER THINK OF A RIDICOLOUS LOST QUOTE RIGHT NOW: Great, the boat brought us another Sawyer. (HURLEY PWNS ALL. HIS HAIR WILL SUFFOCATE YOU WHEN YOU AIN'T EVEN LOOKIN')

COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING PHRASE: “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT _____________” WHY AM I SUCH A DOOOOOOOCHE MAH BOOOOOOOOOOY! i'd wreck that korean chick, where'd she go?

Re: I wish I had a funny lost icon.

[vorrothiel]

YOU FORGOT HURLEY GIVING BENRY A CHOCOLATE BAR.

APPROVED LIKE I APPROVE OF YOUR UNFUNNY LOST ICON THAT REALLY IS COOL BECAUSE I LIKE SAWYER/KATE.

[hey_a_newday]

NAME: Dan Faraday???? Hah It's C!

AGE (If you’re under 18, you’re being kidnapped by the Others for possible nefarious purposes): 16, ohh damn here comes Mr. Friendly!

ARE YOU IN A FLASHBACK, THE PRESENT, OR IN A FLASHFORWARD: Flashbacks!!

WHERE ARE YOU IN THE ABOVE?
I'm currently 2 and living in a painful world without Lost!

FAVORITE SEASON AND PORQUE
1!!!! It's effing kickass and like that's the beginning of my obsession!

FAVORITE EPISODE AND *~*~POUR QUOI~*~*?
Exodus (all the parts)... Nothing is more awesome than Dr. Artz going BOOM! And it's pretty fantastic on like a Lost level!

WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON JEARS:
The most annoying but hilarious that little bitch-Jack will ever provide us!

YOU BETTER THINK OF A RIDICOLOUS LOST QUOTE RIGHT NOW:
Ben: "That's right bitches, I'm shirtless in an episode. OR 2!!!!"

COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING PHRASE: “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT _____________”
"AAAAAARONCHAAAAAAAARLIE! Ohh when did I become Claire?"

SEASON FOUR: AWESOME, SEASON 1 AWESOME, OR OMG AWESOME (or for you party-poopers)

[vorrothiel]

DESMOND IS AWESOME. SHIRTLESS MEN ARE AWESOME.