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I wish I had a funny lost icon.

[blown_seed]

NAME: Felixidocious Fish Hook Jones

AGE (If you’re under 18, you’re being kidnapped by the Others for possible nefarious purposes): 21

ARE YOU IN A FLASHBACK, THE PRESENT, OR IN A FLASHFORWARD: My brain ain't stuck in no time/space continuom.

WHERE ARE YOU IN THE ABOVE? I just got back from being 4. IT WAS AWESOME THERE WERE PUPPIES AND CAKE AND CANDY.

FAVORITE SEASON AND PORQUE 1? 2? All of them?

FAVORITE EPISODE AND *~*~POUR QUOI~*~*?The one where Paolo and Nikki showed up and sucked and then died and we were all like WTF WHO WERE THOSE PEOPLE?

WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON JEARS: Jears for fears. (All around me are familiar faaaaaaces, worn out plaaaaaces, blahblahwhiiiineeeeeyy!)

YOU BETTER THINK OF A RIDICOLOUS LOST QUOTE RIGHT NOW: Great, the boat brought us another Sawyer. (HURLEY PWNS ALL. HIS HAIR WILL SUFFOCATE YOU WHEN YOU AIN'T EVEN LOOKIN')

COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING PHRASE: “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT _____________” WHY AM I SUCH A DOOOOOOOCHE MAH BOOOOOOOOOOY! i'd wreck that korean chick, where'd she go? WAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLT!!!!

SEASON FOUR: AWESOME, SEASON 1 AWESOME, OR OMG AWESOME (or for you party-poopers) OR SEASON 2 AWESOME? All. Please and thanks.

WHAT DAZZLES YOU MOST ABOUT LOST? Locke's sweet scar.

aaaaaaaand:

WHAT WILL BE THE RIVETING CONCLUSION OF THE JACK/KATE/SAWYER/JULIET/BEN/SAYID LOVE HEXGON?

Check it out. Jack and Kate are cuddlin' one night when Sawyer busts in and is all "I AM TARZAN ME KATE IS ME KATE!" And Jack's all like " I thought I left you on the island with that one bitch, um, Joanna? Jessica?"

Ben (from under the bed): HER NAME IS JULIET YOU CUNT.

Jack: SHUT THE FUCK UP BENNY!

Kate: Dude. Stop getting island muck on the rug. It ties the room together.

Sawyer pees on the rug and starts blabbin' about something about a con man or polar bears or whatever.

Sayid (appears from a cloud of black sparkly smoke with immaculate hair): NINJA CHOP!

Ben's head exploded and the little bits turn into little tiny Ben's that run around. Everyone flips out and screams.

Juliet is so lame that she steals babies from carts at the store.

LOST

Re: I wish I had a funny lost icon.

[vorrothiel]

YOU FORGOT HURLEY GIVING BENRY A CHOCOLATE BAR.

APPROVED LIKE I APPROVE OF YOUR UNFUNNY LOST ICON THAT REALLY IS COOL BECAUSE I LIKE SAWYER/KATE.