"If I have earned one prize in this life, it's to have your breasts graze my chin as you change my sheets.

I'm going through old cds. My favourite ones are from the summer I did way too much ecstasy. I made all these cds that went with the high. From homophobic reggae/dancehall to dashboard confessional. Dave Grohl singing tiny dancer live? Hilarious. I'm starting to get flashbacks. Drugs are embarassing. I wish I could go back right now. Just for the ( Read more... )

the first one is the sweet one
the second is the loyal one
the third is the fun one
the fourth is the brave one
the fifth is the mean one
the sixth is the heavy one
the seventh is the sleepy one
the eighth is the sad one
the ninth is the blind one

Blend 4 - 5 leafs of fresh mint.

Peel and deseed the cucumber.

Add mint leaves to the cucumber to make a puree.

Beat egg white and keep it separate, then add this egg white to the cucumber mixture.

Apply this evenly on your face for 20 minutes and then rinse it with water and pat it dry.

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Last night in my dreams I was a giggling opera singer.

I cannot talk to you anymore now that i've discovered you look like the love child of 2 of my ex boyfriends. I'm sorry to say I'm not sorry. (And) As for you we cannot hangout anymore because you are in porn - be that as it were.

IF I SEE ONE MORE PICTURE OF SOMEONE FB MUSTACHE'ING I WILL HAVE A COW AND JUMP OUT THE WINDOW.

EX.

DRAWING MUSTACHE ON FINGER AND HOLDING IT TO YOUR FACE

EX.

HOLDING TOTALLY RANDOM OBJECT TO YOUR FACE TO PRETEND MUSTACHE

CURSE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES.

If you've ever blueballed a man just know you're forever on their shitlist.

Paybacks a bitch.

hot chip
tilly and the wall
matt & kim

you're all dead to me, DEAD!